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RugbyBuck said:
Unfortunately, the screen isn't wide enough. :biggrin: Wow, that felt great. A thread to bitch about and crack on my wife? Brilliant. Why didn't I think of this before? Well, so much for Thumps' grandpa's high road. Ok, it's out of my system now.
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I didn't set you up for that one for nothing.

Nasty... He's got the "Hey kids, want a baby brother?" line in his back pocket... its all he needs.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Speaking of chips, it occured to me, if I was a spider, as well as being grotesque to look at, I'd be bored out of my ganglion just sitting around all day waiting for a fly to land on my home.
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you could be a Jumping spider, which does not not spin a web, but rather stalks it's quarry, and then pounces on the prey's back, and kills it with a deadly venomous bite which turns the hapless bug's innards to liquid, before sucking the insides out through your straw-like mouth... Wolf spiders hunt thier prey as well... and Bolo Spiders stalk and then lassoo their prey with a web lariat...

damn... i know a lot about spiders...
 
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lvbuckeye said:
you could be a Jumping spider, which does not not spin a web, but rather stalks it's quarry, and then pounces on the prey's back, and kills it with a deadly venomous bite which turns the hapless bug's innards to liquid, before sucking the insides out through your straw-like mouth... Wolf spiders hunt thier prey as well... and Bolo Spiders stalk and then lassoo their prey with a web lariat...

damn... i know a lot about spiders...
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Psst! everybody... ooklay at the iderspay orkday...
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Thing is, the next Mrs. Rugby doesn't wear underwear. :)
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Yes, but I'm sure that she brushes her teeth. Unless she's European, which would explain her attraction to a guy named RugbyBuck.

The toothbrush thing is actually a proven, by me, and subtle way of letting her think something's going on, without having to have your own pair of women's underwear lying around.
 
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IronBuckI said:
Yes, but I'm sure that she brushes her teeth. Unless she's European, which would explain her attraction to a guy named RugbyBuck.

The toothbrush thing is actually a proven, by me, and subtle way of letting her think something's going on, without having to have your own pair of women's underwear lying around.
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Good point, IB, thanks.
 
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Rugby, ask her if she can take the kids, then drop em off later than when you said you'd be back, tell her you've been out with the guys, but smell of cheap perfume and beer, have lipstick on your collar, slap her on the ass and say, "you're next fatty" then belch and rub your belly, maybe wipe your nose with your arm if circumstances allow.
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
So Rugby... what's the Bitch doing this weekend that going to piss you off and make as all laugh until we piss ourselves?
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Sadly, nothing to report (which kinda pisses me off). I'm playing rugby in Alabama (amusing in it's own right) tomorrow and I have the kids Sunday afternoon/evening. I'm sure something will happen. If so, I'll post it in the RugbyDivorce News premium section. All the latest gossip at the unheard of price of $.49. That's a bargain considering that we usually charge $.77.
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Sadly, nothing to report (which kinda pisses me off). I'm playing rugby in Alabama (amusing in it's own right) tomorrow and I have the kids Sunday afternoon/evening. I'm sure something will happen. If so, I'll post it in the RugbyDivorce News premium section. All the latest gossip at the unheard of price of $.49. That's a bargain considering that we usually charge $.77.
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I'm throwing 3 dimes a nickel and 14 pennies in an envelope as we speak.
 
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