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I think the teaser headline goes like this:

"Rugby's wife seen with strange Man...."





and the article would finish:

".... Standing behind her wearing yellow Pontaloons in the frozen food case at the quickie mart"
 
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Nah, with the "strange man" thing, everyone would just assume she was still with me.

This just in... Potential Drama on the Horizon: Rugby and the future Latest, Greatest Mrs. Rugby will be running in the Peachtree Road Race on the 4th, the World's Largest 10K. Nope, that's not the drama. The drama is that the current and soon to be ex-Mrs. Rugby and the rest of the Left-Wing Birkenstock Ya-Ya Sisterhood will be cheering the race participants along the route. Potential fireworks display early on the Fourth of July.

Audience participation time. Any suggestions?
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Nah, with the "strange man" thing, everyone would just assume she was still with me.

This just in... Potential Drama on the Horizon: Rugby and the future Latest, Greatest Mrs. Rugby will be running in the Peachtree Road Race on the 4th, the World's Largest 10K. Nope, that's not the drama. The drama is that the current and soon to be ex-Mrs. Rugby and the rest of the Left-Wing Birkenstock Ya-Ya Sisterhood will be cheering the race participants along the route. Potential fireworks display early on the Fourth of July.

Audience participation time. Any suggestions?
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I think you should run by them with some short gym shorts on, with a large sausage or didlo hanging out of your crotch. :biggrin:
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Nah, with the "strange man" thing, everyone would just assume she was still with me.

This just in... Potential Drama on the Horizon: Rugby and the future Latest, Greatest Mrs. Rugby will be running in the Peachtree Road Race on the 4th, the World's Largest 10K. Nope, that's not the drama. The drama is that the current and soon to be ex-Mrs. Rugby and the rest of the Left-Wing Birkenstock Ya-Ya Sisterhood will be cheering the race participants along the route. Potential fireworks display early on the Fourth of July.

Audience participation time. Any suggestions?
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Great rebound.. I think... just so you guys know... the Next Mrs AKAK hasn't been born yet.
 
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Sorry for the delay in reporting, $.49 just doesn't go as far as it used to. Anyway,... I didn't see the soon to be ex-Mrs. Rugby during the 4th of July race, but, apparently, she was there (without our kids) and saw me with the eventual and future Mrs. Rugby (at least until Heidi The Babysitter gets out of her teens) and repeatedly yelled out, "Go Ex-Husband!" from the crowd. I spoke with her on the phone later in the day and she asked me if I had been ignoring her and said that she wouldn't have figured me for liking bleach blondes. I responded that I had neither heard nor seen her (amazing as that was as there were only several thousand people in the general vicinity) and that the eventual next Mrs. Rugby was, in fact, a REAL blonde. Flash forward to yesterday when the soon to be ex and I took 17 garbage bags of clothes, toys and stuffed animals to Goodwill in the middle of a hurricane; seemed appropriate somehow.
 
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