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AKAKBUCK said:
Ever see that movie about the Battle of Stalingrad? "Alimony at the Gates" I think its called.
OK, Kbuck, we get it, you're refined. Impressive. Now, can we get back to the point?

RugbyBuck said:
Yeah, the battle was fought along the Vulva River, I believe.
Doesn't that lead to Beaver Stadium? Back in the old days, you could always count on PSU taking care of teams in the steamy hot August contests. A Hot Wet Beaver was a sticky place to visit for sure.
 
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Buck Nasty said:
I think it started somewhere along the Vulva, but by the time it ended it had snaked its way through Taint Valley into Rectumskya Canyon. And that place just stinks.

Yeah.... that's what my great uncle von akak said, "Vee vere lieberwurst deep in kacke."
 
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What happened? What happened? Well, you left last night, I worked on a blog, posted it then futsed around for a while looking for really old threads - to only limited success - then I went to bed. Why do you ask?


Oh, you were talking to Rugby, weren't ya. It's always hard for me to tell with the world revolving around me and all.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
What happened? What happened? Well, you left last night, I worked on a blog, posted it then futsed around for a while looking for really old threads - to only limited success - then I went to bed. Why do you ask?


Oh, you were talking to Rugby, weren't ya. It's always hard for me to tell with the world revolving around me and all.

I think you have a spelling error in there. Don't you mean Fisted :wink2:
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
What happened? What happened? Well, you left last night, I worked on a blog, posted it then futsed around for a while looking for really old threads - to only limited success - then I went to bed. Why do you ask?


Oh, you were talking to Rugby, weren't ya. It's always hard for me to tell with the world revolving around me and all.

Yeah.... I was talking to Rugby...

In the immortal words of Ted Knight as Judge Schmails, "Welllll. Everybody's waiting."





[akak, meanwhile calculates the money line odds on rugby using the phrase, "sticky, broken and confused."]
 
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