Worst Pickup Lines (Merged)

[BuckeyeRyn]

Heh I wasn't thinking that at all. That first one cracks me up everytime i read it.

odd you should say that, the only time I have ever heard that particular pick up line was in a bar in Franklin.. well, might actually be Springboro proper but near enough to Franklin... LOL...

 

[hoat]

odd you should say that, the only time I have ever heard that particular pick up line was in a bar in Franklin.. well, might actually be Springboro proper but near enough to Franklin... LOL...

Have I ever mentioned how much I love living in Franklin?

 

[scooter1369]

I don't have any pick up lines, my sexiness does it for me

Let's see you put it to work tonight at Fats Billiards on Hayden Run

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

SIMV, do you have a litany of pick up lines???

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Have I ever mentioned how much I love living in Franklin?

well, umm, yeah.. LOL... so very interesting of a place...

 

[tyrus]

I'll add all of these........



http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22657&highlight=lines

 

[scooter1369]

Hi. Does this rag smell like Chloraform?

 

[redskinbucksfan]

Can I walk you home, or should I follow you?

 

[Oh8ch]

I caught you a delicious bass.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Wanna touch something gooey?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"can I stick it in?"

 

[AMISH-SLAYER]

Hi I'm disease free

 

[Oh8ch]

Hi I've a free disease.

 

[illinoisbuckeye]

Guy goes up to girl: Would you ever kiss a bunny on its nose?
Girl: Probably..
Guy(pulling out pockets from pants and holding them straight out): How about now?

 

[hoat]

Guy goes up to girl: Would you ever kiss a bunny on its nose?
Girl: Probably..
Guy(pulling out pockets from pants and holding them straight out): How about now?