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Man, that shit was crazy. Dude was all like "there aint no way dude", and I was all like, "wanna bet?" Then, when the cops came, and I couldn't even run 'cause I broke my leg an' shit. But anyway, to get to the point, elephants are faster than you would think.
 
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BUCKEYESTUCKNGA said:
Man, that shit was crazy. Dude was all like "there aint no way dude", and I was all like, "wanna bet?" Then, when the cops came, and I couldn't even run 'cause I broke my leg an' shit. But anyway, to get to the point, elephants are faster than you would think.
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Yeah and the next day I realized I shat myself. But by that point it didn't matter.
 
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BUCKEYESTUCKNGA said:
Tell that to all those sunday school kids that had to wake you up! It sure mattered to them. :lol:
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That wasn't the first time I had passed out in church...just never shat myself before. The kids weren't surprised though...they could see it coming.
 
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BUCKEYESTUCKNGA said:
If "blood of christ" is slang for "everclear" and "turpentine", then yeah, blood of christ.

Hell, after I payed that veterinarian to set my leg, he was drinkin' after shave and cough syrup.
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Ain't that the greatest? Why the hell pay those outragous doctor's bills when a veterinarian can do the same damn thing for cheap as hell...and while i'm there I get him to look at my dog too. It's a two for one type deal.

In all seriousness though...drinking cough syrup...and i mean lots of it...AMAZING!
 
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