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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1067152; said:
You righties and your rules. :shake: :biggrin:
Just because I haven't told you lately...



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If an alien civilization took over the world and demanded all your pants, or you would be killed, would you give them all your pants? Or would you give them an offering that appeared to be your entire collection of pants, but secretly hold onto a pair or two in hopes that they would leave and you'd be the only one on the planet with pants?

I think I'd hold on to some pants. There are some people out there who should wear pants. So I'd save my pants and give them to some of those people. If they aren't wearing pants, I don't know that I want to be alive.
 
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Zurp;1346678; said:
If an alien civilization took over the world and demanded all your pants, or
That would depend on what they threatened to kill me with.
If they were threatening to kill me with marshmallows or feathers then I probably would decline.
On the other hand if they were threatening to kill me with a super XXX proton maginifier I probably would give them my pants, but only after I saw it work on Buckyle or BKB.
 
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When I quote myself, and respond to the quote, is that like talking to myself?

Zurp;1346678; said:
I think I'd hold on to some pants. There are some people out there who should wear pants. So I'd save my pants and give them to some of those people. If they aren't wearing pants, I don't know that I want to be alive.

I was thinking about this last night as I drove home from work. Oddly enough, that was the first time I really thought about this, and that includes before, during, and immediately after making that post. Anyway, I was thinking that the people who ought to be wearing pants probably don't know who they are. Kinda like the dude in the sixth sense who thought his wife was just mad at him. Anyway, these people will probably be just as content as anyone to be pantsless until the world leaders of pants can re-supply us with pants. But we will all think to ourselves, or speak aloud behind their backs, "These people should be wearing pants!" Then I realized that maybe (possibly) I'm one of the people who should be wearing pants. I decided that if aliens ever come and take all the world's pants, except for a few smuggled pairs, and someone gives me a pair of pants, I ought to accept them. I mean, that person risked his life to prevent the world from looking at my pantsless legs. The least I could do in that case is wear some pants.
 
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