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Golferdow01 said:
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So I went to Wendy's.. no Craig Krenzel. At first, I thought you bastards had lied to me, like usual. But then I thought that maybe he was at the OTHER Wendy's in Medina. Afterall, the one closer to my office doesn't even have the flippin' double-stacks. But I wasn't going to drive all the way over there. So then I thought, "What the hell would Craig Krenzel be doing in Medina?" And since I couldn't think of the answer, and since I know EVERYTHING I ever want to know, he obviously isn't in Medina.

Sooooooooooo - If Craig Krenzel were to kick you in the nuts, what word(s) or sound(s) would he yell at the same time? Making no noise at all is an acceptable answer, but that would be boring.
 
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JonathanXC said:
Okay...if Troy Smith were to get in a fight with Craig Krenzel...who would win?
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TS would put up the better numbers. He'd get 250+ pass yards and 75+ rush yards. CK would only get 175 pass yards and maybe 50 rush yards. But CK just doesn't lose. TS would get some good shots in, but I think CK would come out on top. Neither would make many mistakes, but CK would just find a way to win.
 
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If CK diagnosed me with terminal cancer of the middle finger, on a scale of 0-10 (0 being the lowest and 2 being the highest), how many times would you kick Lloyd Carr in the pants after you gave him a wedgie? Keep in mind that he's ALMOST as unhappy about the wedgie as he was about the delay of game penalties when he wanted a timeout.
 
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Zurp said:
If CK diagnosed me with terminal cancer of the middle finger, on a scale of 0-10 (0 being the lowest and 2 being the highest), how many times would you kick Lloyd Carr in the pants after you gave him a wedgie? Keep in mind that he's ALMOST as unhappy about the wedgie as he was about the delay of game penalties when he wanted a timeout.
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LLLLoyd should be kicked in the groin once foe every testicle he has:

zero.
 
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If Craig Krenzel were in charge of late-night programming on every channel, by what percent would alcohol consumption rates rise throughout the nation? Or, if you'd rather, by what percent would alcohol consumption rates drop?
 
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