Who wants some?

[Zurp]

If Craig Krenzel were a card in a deck of cards, which one would he be?

Do I have to pick an existing card, or can I create a new card?

If I have to pick an existing card, I'd choose a joker. Jokers are wild.

If I can create a new card, it would be a lot like a King, but instead of K, it would, of course, say "DP." The picture would, of course, be a Quarterback calling an audible. In poker, the card would be at approximately the same level as a full house. In Blackjack, it would be worth 21 +/- whatever else you have in your hand (giving you 21), and you'd also get to quadruple your bettings on that hand.

I don't know any other card games. Oh - Solitaire. In solitaire, when you draw the DP card, you get to flip all the cards over and put them where you want to. Oh.. and in hearts, if you play the DP card, instead of just holding on to it forever, you automatically lose. And.. what other games do I know? Euchre? That game sucks. In Euchre, everyone's a loser. Unless you're actually Craig Krenzel.

 

[Buckin' A]

He would be the Ace...in the hole.

 

[Zurp]

If CK were a real person, which person would he be?

 

[JXC]

If CK were a real person, which person would he be?

Superman

 

[Zurp]

Superman

Wrong. The correct answer is SuperBatman.

 

[JXC]

hey i would have gotten it...that's not really fair to just go ahead and blurt out the answer like that. Craig is very upset about what you have done.

 

[Zurp]

hey i would have gotten it...that's not really fair to just go ahead and blurt out the answer like that. Craig is very upset about what you have done.

Craig Krenzel knows that life isn't fair and that if he doesn't like something, no one except for Walker, Texas Ranger can help him.

If Craig Krenzel beat up a football coach, which coach would that be?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Craig Krenzel knows that life isn't fair and that if he doesn't like something, no one except for Walker, Texas Ranger can help him.

If Craig Krenzel beat up a football coach, which coach would that be?

Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloyd.

 

[Golferdow01]

Craig Krenzel knows that life isn't fair and that if he doesn't like something, no one except for Walker, Texas Ranger can help him.

If Craig Krenzel beat up a football coach, which coach would that be?

Hmm, Gary Moeller?

 

[JXC]

Craig Krenzel knows that life isn't fair and that if he doesn't like something, no one except for Walker, Texas Ranger can help him.

If Craig Krenzel beat up a football coach, which coach would that be?

Joe Paterno

 

[Zurp]

Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloyd.

That would be funny. Do you think that Lloyd would be complaining about time-outs while he was getting beat up?

 

[Zurp]

If Craig Krenzel were to write his name with only 5 letters, what 5 letters would they be and what color would each one be.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

If Craig Krenzel were to write his name with only 5 letters, what 5 letters would they be and what color would each one be.

C-R-A-I-G


alternating scarlet and grey.

 

[JXC]

If Craig Krenzel were to write his name with only 5 letters, what 5 letters would they be and what color would each one be.

XTGSB and they would all be puce.

 

[Zurp]

XTGSB and they would all be puce.

Interesting.

If Craig Krenzel were to write all my reports for me, where would he go for lunch?