What's Your Worst Injury, Ever?

[gregorylee]

A lawyer in a knife fight? Sounds like there's a story there.

He's a banker or something like that, but still probably a pretty good story.

 

[scooter1369]

To steal an analogy from Roy McAvoy...when I wake up, I "feel like an unfolding lawn chair."

My wife has referred to the sound when I get out of bed as "Fourth of July loud". Every thing snaps, cracks and pops. Its like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

 

[exhawg]

A lawyer in a knife fight? Sounds like there's a story there.

Wall Street is a cut-throat place to work.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Was cut pretty bad on my hand by a knife in a fight. Also broke my metacarpal in my hand boxing.

dunno.. sounds like just another day at the office down in Battery Park

 

[OilerBuck]

My worst injury ever is from just 2 days ago. I think I messed up my left quad while lifting. I have a "superman" complex and won't quit until I pass out or start puking...so I kept going when I should've stopped, and here I am 2 days later barely able to walk.

 

[osugrad21]

I have a "superman" complex and won't quit until I pass out or start puking...

You quit when you puke?

Sissy.

 

[NewYorkBuck]

An investment banker in a knife fight? Sounds like there's a story there.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

I would have said Wall St is a cut throat place, but exhawg beat me to it.

Also, I didnt say a knife fight, I said by a knife in a fight. (Yes, Im the ass who brought fists to a knife fight). Seriously, I wont get into details, but Im fortunate to have came away from it w just a sliced palm.

 

[Thump]

but Im fortunate to have came away from it w just a sliced palm.

Sounds pretty unfortunate to me. How did you whack off?

 

[NewYorkBuck]

Sounds pretty unfortunate to me. How did you whack off?

Im ambidextrous. Problem is though I typically need two hands.....

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Im the ass who brought fists to a knife fight

guess that resolves the issue as to whether NYB is an intellectual.. but it belies the NJ upbringing

 

[exhawg]

Sounds pretty unfortunate to me. How did you whack off?

At least he didn't say: "I didn't have to. Have I ever told you about my girlfriend?"

My biggest problem with the right shoulder injury was shitting rather than spanking.

I would have said Wall St is a cut throat place, but exhawg beat me to it.

Ah ha the assimilation is almost complete.

 

[NewYorkBuck]

At least he didn't say: "I didn't have to. Have I ever told you about my girlfriend?"

Ex - In all honesty, that was my first thought, but she wasnt my gf at the time. But now that you bring it up, have I ever mentioned to you that she looks like Charlize Theron.....

 

[Thump]

have I ever mentioned to you that she looks like Charlize Theron.....

Only about a million times you prick!

 

[NewYorkBuck]

Only about a million times you prick!

I think its part of my charm.....

 

[exhawg]

But now that you bring it up, have I ever mentioned to you that she looks like Charlize Theron.....

So my girlfriend looks like Famke Janssen, but thicker and not quite as attracitve. Um wait nevermind. :p