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Whats your best pick up line??

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I know a guy who used this, and it has worked more than once. I will add the disclaimer that it was in one of the worst bars in all of Dayton. You Huber boys may be familiar with it. The Tender Trap

Friend casually sits next to girl at the bar and just stares off into space over her head with a smile on his face.
She says "what are you doing".
He says "Thinking"
She says "About what?"
He says "Fucking You"
 
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Either "15 dollar each too bookoo, 5 dollar each" or I'll walk in front of them and drop a quarter on the ground and bend over and pick it up real slow so they can see me rock hard ass. Then I'll walk over to them and say "Do you know what fucks like a tiger and winks?" Then I wink at them.
 
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Generally... I would say something witty like, "So... You wanna get out of here?"

Alan's right... its completely about confidence.

I had a buddy that did the charming cutesy routine... which generally worked... to an extent... but you ended up going somewhere/wasting the night with girls who didn't want to "close the deal"

But I have to give my boy this... the stories were amusing... but he'd just make shit up to say.... Among my favorites were:

"Hi, my name is _____, I like Butterflies"

and the king...

"I like Ice cream... Strawberry is my favorite, but sometimes I go crazy and get Neopolitan"

Both worked... but its a risky game.

The cheesiest theing that ever worked for me... and this was totally off the cuff... but I was HAMMERED one night and slipped some bricks and hit my head on a rock wall...

So I'm sitting on some steps... Blood pouring from my ear and head... and eyes a bit bleary and I look up and this 6 foot tall slender beautiful girl with flaming red hair is standing over me to see if I'm okay... (and she's back dropped by a street light right behind her)... and I just say something like.. "Hi, I'm fine... I thought you were an angel for a minute... maybe you are." She smiles... obviously flattered, "I'm glad you're okay, because I think you just hooked up"
 
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Alan, I see you've been keeping up to speed with suggestions from Hugh. Very smooth my brotha.

I don't need lines, since I'm married going on a billion or so years. No less, if I had to use one it would be, "You geekin? Then come see the candyman" Mili's approach would corral the same kind of woman, methinks.
 
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brutusbabe said:
"Did it hurt?" I said, "Did what hurt?" He preceeded to touch me and say, "When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?"
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I heard that a long time ago and thought I might put a little spin on it one day. I asked this girl I went to high school with if it hurt when the devil vomited her up from hell. She got really mad at me, but the funny thing was that according to her friends she liked me for a couple months there after.
 
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me: "Did you just get a parking ticket?"
her: "No, why?"
me: "Because you got FINE written all over you."

or

me: "Are you from Tennesee?"
her: "No, why?"
me: "Because you're the only ten I see."

Yeah, I've heard a bunch...those are the cheesiest I can remember. I've never used a pick-up line on a girl. Many a lie, but never a line.
 
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Not to hijack the thread, but I think the concept of a pick-up line is incoherent, if you want to have any chance of success with a woman. Your chances of going straight from a canned line to the sack are essentially zero. What we are really talking about is a get-your-foot-in-the-door line and the truth is that lines don't work for that. By trying to deliver a line, you take yourself right out of the competition. The only way to do it is to show interest, but not skip right to the ending. Women want to be appreciated, but they generally don't want us to cut right to the chase. Handle things smoothly while respectfully showing the right amount of interest in her and she will make the call. This is definitely a less is more situation or at least I hope it still is as I'm recently separated and will be out there delivering lines by not delivering them soon. :biggrin:
 
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sorry to hear about your separation rugby....

here's another novel idea most men don't get.......shut up and stop talking about yourself for two seconds.....actually listening to the woman and asking questions about her works wonders.....the more you get her talking about herself and not listening to you, the better your chances...
 
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