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JohnnyCockfight
Beer is God's proof that he loves us.
I never played football (did play futbol), but once I did two 40s of Steel Reserve in an hour, and didn't remember anything/wake up/come out of my coma for like 24 hours.
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Hook a brotha up and I will turn a blind eye to your boardings...think about it, free COTA for a lifetime.
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Nah, that is the one the cheerleaders use...oh I forgot, I guess you would know that. Can you still do a toe touch?
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Saw31
High Seas Rogue
I'm gonna call bullshit as well. The slowest guy on this board is an ex-college football player? I guess I'm the second slowest with my 4.85
So is there some kind of new recruiting tool that says that colleges want slower players? Hawg and I are molasses around these parts. I missed that memo, I played 4 years of college ball- and here's the kicker, I was a fast for a DT! The fastest guys on our team were in the 4.4-4.5 range. Wish I knew about all of you, I would've told my coaches about you so we could have the fastest team in college football. Let me guess, you all put up 225 a Kudla-like 52 times?! Well, as a reference point, my best was 26. Work from there.
I think some of you guys have issues with "trust"...So now I suppose you're not gonna believe me when I say I had a 40" inch vertical and could dunk a basketball when I was 8 years old...Typical...And I guess I might as well not even mention my 20" penis...No one would believe me anyway...damn message board party poopers...
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Pheasant
This space for rent.
Do you ever leave the house?
Edit: I'm wondering why there was so much "bullshit" calling about 40 times going on earlier in this thread. I didn't see any outlandish 40 times quoted, other than mine :p- which I said wasn't accurate. I don't find it hard to believe there are 3 people on this site than can run a 4.5. If anybody claimed anything faster than that I must not have seen it, in which case you can simply re-read my reply to Mr I and ignore the rest of this drivel
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A guy at the beginning of this thread claimed a 4.3. Many 4.5s floating around. I don't think you folks realize how fast a true 4.5 is. I don't doubt a couple of speedsters but my shit-kickers were way too short.
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