I discovered the missing final pages from the Book of Genesis.
On The First Day of Creation, using the power of His Spirit, GOD brought light back to the surface of the earth.
On the second day of creation GOD formed the atmosphere we breathe and the clean blue sky with white clouds that grace the sky above us.
On the third day of creation GOD changed the shape of the earth's surface.
On the fourth day of creation GOD CLEANED THE ATMOSPHERE so that the earth had a clear view of the sun, moon and stars.
On the fifth day of creation the EARTH was now ready for living creatures.
On the sixth day of creation GOD had placed creatures in the waters and birds in the sky.
On the Seventh day of creation GOD rested from His labor.
On the newly discovered Eighth Day of Creation...
GOD created Wisky, Leprechans and Notre Dame Football because He wanted something whimsical to laugh at.
And on the Ninth day, realizing that He had created a celestial imbalance, GOD created Ohio State to strike fear in the heart of Notre Dame and to teach it a lesson in humility and everlasting servitude.
All I have to say is consider the source...
