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What have you done today to beat Notre Dame?

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Interesting News out of Southbend. "Touchdown" Jesus Decommits from ND.


“Touchdown” Jesus H. Christ decommits from Notre Dame​

Southbend, IN. - It was reported today that “Touchdown” Jesus has decided not to attend the University of Notre Dame. When asked why he said, “Well, how can I play for a team that begs for my Father's blessing before every game, acting as if it is his choice to win their game? My dad told me all they want to do is use His good name for their success.”

This is an astounding developement. “Touchdown” Jesus also said, “In light of the fact that Notre Dame gets everything handed to them, I just cannot play for them. I have had to earn everything all my life, and refuse to play for a team that has an easy road to anything.” He later addded, “Also, I just cant find myself playing for a school that allows pedophiles to work within their institution.”

Asked where he plans on going, Jesus said he was not quite sure, but is leaning heavily to Ohio State, since they are looking for a few good players to replace the ones lost from 2004. He said, “At least at Ohio State, I have a chance to win a National Championship!”
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Credit goes to Soonerfans for this one.
 
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