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What have YOU done to beat Xichigan today?

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We all know it's Hate Week but it's also Movember and it's important to keep The Game in it's proper perspective in relation to issues like mens health.

So in that spirit I went for a walk this morning and came across a tsun fan.

I left my shoe up his ass so now he can get his colon checked when he has it removed. I told him he can thank me later.

Go Bucks. Fuck *ichigan.
 
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Am an LEO. Last night DUI driver hit a vehicle with a family just hitting road for holiday. No injuries thank goodness as young kids and that. Guy even tried running from scene but didnt get far. DUI driver had *ichigan bumper stickers. Took too jail and this is his 4th DUI so now felony. Needless too say, he won't get out for a while. He bitched about missing Thanksgiving and the biggest game in college sports and all sorts of savory things people call cops. I played coy until I clicked his holding cell door shut and whispered through the cell bars "O-H" smiling my ass off. I will never forget the look of defeat on his jack ass face. Just stood their mouth breathing like a fool. Blew a .23. Legal limit .08 for those unaware. Had a rap sheet a mile long. Not a good person.
 
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Drubuck said:
Am an LEO. Last night DUI driver hit a vehicle with a family just hitting road for holiday. No injuries thank goodness as young kids and that. Guy even tried running from scene but didnt get far. DUI driver had *ichigan bumper stickers. Took too jail and this is his 4th DUI so now felony. Needless too say, he won't get out for a while. He bitched about missing Thanksgiving and the biggest game in college sports and all sorts of savory things people call cops. I played coy until I clicked his holding cell door shut and whispered through the cell bars "O-H" smiling my ass off. I will never forget the look of defeat on his jack ass face. Just stood their mouth breathing like a fool. Blew a .23. Legal limit .08 for those unaware. Had a rap sheet a mile long. Not a good person.
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If you should happen to come across a section of thick rubber hose, remember Urban's words and SWING IT!
 
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I looked at a draft beer list and told the bartender that I'd try their porter. She went down to the other end of the bar and was about to pull the tap when out of the corner of my eye I felt more than saw that it was a Founders Porter. I yelled over all the bar noise, Waaaaait!!!! and when she asked why I told her I wouldn't drink it because it was from meshiitagain. She asked, "Really?" in that annoying hipster tone. "Yes, really."
 
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My outside Christmas lights are up. Have coloring changing lights. Set them to all Red (Scarlet).

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Given that I do not presume such omniscient knowledge of the subtle workings of the universe, especially in terms of the interconnectedness of matter, energy, and human consciousness, I never discount the possibility of some validity to the concept of the Butterfly Effect. And I almost never discount the possibility of any negativity emanating from my tiny sphere of existence being the tipping point to an invisible domino effect atom-to-atom across space and time. So, I do what feels right at the time. Therefore, I

1) Logged out of BP at the beginning of the 3rd qtr..
2) Changed the TV channel from ABC and turned on Roku.
3) Shut off recording of the game on DVR.
4) Erased recording on DVR.
5) Changed channel on DVR.
8) Changed out of tOSU shirt into regular around the house shirt.
7) Changed color of patio Christmas lights from red to multi, and turned them off.
8) Turned on MST3K and concentrated on the Red portion of Tom Servo's head.
9) Removed socks.
10) Refrained from logging back into BP. Checked game thread for score anonymously a
couple of times, then turned pc off again when I saw it was tied.
11) Attempted to hold the same happy thoughts I did during the '03 NC OTs (didn't
watch those live, either).

You're welcome.

Oh, PS--Also went onto Facebook and changed my profile pic there because it occurred to me that it only showed four pairs of gold pants. We needed another pair in case there were some five-year seniors.





 
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BUCKYLE said:
I remained positive in the face of adversity like all Buckeyes should. I have kept the faith since day 1. I will continue to do so, no matter how loud the pessimism gets.
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I remained pessimistic in the face of prosperity like I always do. I have expected the worst since day 1. I will continue to do so, no matter how load the optimism gets.

Whatever we're doing, it's working. :lol:
 
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