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What have YOU done to beat Xichigan today?

Was at BigBoxMart earlier today. While walking thru the Christmas items, I noticed a breeding pair of scUMmers, in full plumage, looking thru various decorations with 3 little yappy scUMlets in tow.
As I looked at the shelf next to me, I noticed a display of both Buckeye and scUM tree ornaments. Before they made it that far down the aisle, as they were obviously distracted by something shiny, I quickly re-arranged the ornaments on the shelf so the Buckeye stuff was the only thing visible, with all the scUM stuff hidden behind them.
While on the other side of the display. my heart was filled with pride as I heard them bemoaning the fact that no piss and blue ornaments were available.
 
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Was at BigBoxMart earlier today. While walking thru the Christmas items, I noticed a breeding pair of scUMmers, in full plumage, looking thru various decorations with 3 little yappy scUMlets in tow.
As I looked at the shelf next to me, I noticed a display of both Buckeye and scUM tree ornaments. Before they made it that far down the aisle, as they were obviously distracted by something shiny, I quickly re-arranged the ornaments on the shelf so the Buckeye stuff was the only thing visible, with all the scUM stuff hidden behind them.
While on the other side of the display. my heart was filled with pride as I heard them bemoaning the fact that no piss and blue ornaments were available.

For the last three years I’ve made it my personal objective to turn all the tsun hats on display at the B1G merch booths backwards. I like to wait until one of the employees turn them back around and then do it again for maximum effect.

Cannot wait for their salty tears to rim the glass of my margarita.
 
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I stayed up all night and watched 5 previous versions of The Game, then made sure I put on scarlet underwear and black (not blue) jeans before kickoff. I also spent time outside facing west and blowing as hard as I could to keep the bad weather away until late in The Game. I'm exhausted because, as we all know, TSUN sucks hard, so it was tough to slow that system down.

You're all welcome.
 
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