What have YOU done to beat Xichigan today?

[sparcboxbuck]

The wife has slaved away and has been hitting the wine, she says:

“Happy Thanksgiving, crazy BP fam! Fuck xichigan!”

She’s a keeper. See you guys in Indy this year?

 

[Jagdaddy]

I just drank two bottles of blue food coloring so I can poop blue turds on game day

if you’re serious that’s awesome, but don’t eat any cheese. The turds need to be soft to be representative.

 

[Telekinesis]

She’s a keeper. See you guys in Indy this year?

I was telling Jax we’d most likely be out that way a while back, but it’s looking like we might not make it with my schedule.

I’ll keep you posted. If we can’t make it, raise hell!

 

[scarletngray]

I live on the West coast and installed a turbo flush on the toilet so that the journey to Ann Arbor freely flows.

 

[BB73]

At my 94 yr old grandmas eating and asked her what she thought of Xichigans chances and she responded "We dont talk about those bastards at my table". Fucking amazing!!

I'd hit it, sight unseen.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'd hit it, sight unseen.

It's all the same in the dark anyway.

 

[Drubuck]

I'd hit it, sight unseen.

Grandma is spry!! Can handle her whiskey too.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Grandma is spry!! Can handle her whiskey too.

Dude

You’re pimping your grandmother???????

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line forms where?

 

[Drubuck]

Dude

You’re pimping your grandmother???????

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line forms where?

She doesnt need my help though would appreciate it. She is known for trying to pick up old dudes at funerals. No time like the living

 

[gmen6981]

Was at BigBoxMart earlier today. While walking thru the Christmas items, I noticed a breeding pair of scUMmers, in full plumage, looking thru various decorations with 3 little yappy scUMlets in tow.
As I looked at the shelf next to me, I noticed a display of both Buckeye and scUM tree ornaments. Before they made it that far down the aisle, as they were obviously distracted by something shiny, I quickly re-arranged the ornaments on the shelf so the Buckeye stuff was the only thing visible, with all the scUM stuff hidden behind them.
While on the other side of the display. my heart was filled with pride as I heard them bemoaning the fact that no piss and blue ornaments were available.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Was at BigBoxMart earlier today. While walking thru the Christmas items, I noticed a breeding pair of scUMmers, in full plumage, looking thru various decorations with 3 little yappy scUMlets in tow.
As I looked at the shelf next to me, I noticed a display of both Buckeye and scUM tree ornaments. Before they made it that far down the aisle, as they were obviously distracted by something shiny, I quickly re-arranged the ornaments on the shelf so the Buckeye stuff was the only thing visible, with all the scUM stuff hidden behind them.
While on the other side of the display. my heart was filled with pride as I heard them bemoaning the fact that no piss and blue ornaments were available.

For the last three years I’ve made it my personal objective to turn all the tsun hats on display at the B1G merch booths backwards. I like to wait until one of the employees turn them back around and then do it again for maximum effect.

Cannot wait for their salty tears to rim the glass of my margarita.

 

[jakenick06]

For the last three years I’ve made it my personal objective to turn all the tsun hats on display at the B1G merch booths backwards. I like to wait until one of the employees turn them back around and then do it again for maximum effect.

Cannot wait for their salty tears to rim the glass of my margarita.

Doing Woody’s work

 

[BB73]

I stayed up all night and watched 5 previous versions of The Game, then made sure I put on scarlet underwear and black (not blue) jeans before kickoff. I also spent time outside facing west and blowing as hard as I could to keep the bad weather away until late in The Game. I'm exhausted because, as we all know, TSUN sucks hard, so it was tough to slow that system down.

You're all welcome.