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What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?

Herpes. I'm going to teach her a lesson about....er....umm...I'm not sure what the lesson is going to be...but it'll be hilarious!!!!!!!!
 
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Vincent Black Lightning and a leather motorcycle jacket.

Said Red Molly to James that's a fine motorbike
A girl could feel special on any such like
Said James to Red Molly, well my hat's off to you
It's a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952
And I've seen you at the corners and cafes it seems
Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme
And he pulled her on behind
And down to Box Hill they did ride
 
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Something from each of the three main gift categories: Perfume, jewelry & a small appliance.

I will probably also replace the van's side view mirror that was ripped off when she backed out of the garage. The tinted bug deflector will have to wait until next year.
 
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