What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?

[Oh8ch]

I feel like such a shit. I didn't even know you could get them tinted.

 

[WyoBuck]

A Divorce.

 

[Buckin' A]

a lexus. perhaps you've seen the documentary.

You'd better put a tinted bug deflector on it my friend!

 

[TRON]

This dick.

 

[DEBuckeye]

A 60" Plasma, A Fender Twin Reverb and a 57 Gibson Les Paul.

Marry me. Please.

I have no idea what I'm getting my wife- she'll just exchange it anyway....

The bug deflector sounds sweet, though. How do you think that would look on a Volvo?

 

[scooter1369]

the clap

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

sweet.. I have always wanted a fender twin reverb and the les paul... I'm styling... as for the 60inch, that isn't big enough, I will have to upgrade that...

 

[scooter1369]

sweet.. I have always wanted a fender twin reverb and the les paul... I'm styling... as for the 60inch, that isn't big enough, I will have to upgrade that...

What is it with you and size? Everyday. Size SIZE SIZE!!

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

What is it with you and size? Everyday. Size SIZE SIZE!!

size doesn't matter, but the motion of the ocean does.

 

[scooter1369]

size doesn't matter, but the motion of the ocean does.

Sweet. When you slap the left side of my belly, it moves like an ocean.

 

[Buck Nasty]

Pending an inspection, my wife will be receiving this.

Sadly she will not be allowed to drive it.

I hope she likes it.

I don't know if they make bug deflectors for these.

I will probably get her some other shit too.

 

[OSUsushichic]

I'm getting him nuthin' for Christmas, because he's JEWISH.

(it gets me out of decorating too -- I love it)

 

[StooGrimson]

I'm giving my wife a pearl necklace...yes, both kinds.

 

[iambrutus]

books because she is a smart nerd like that - no clue why she married me
all day package to the spa
the pork sword

 

[Buckin' A]

Pending an inspection, my wife will be receiving this.

Sadly she will not be allowed to drive it.

I hope she likes it.

I don't know if they make bug deflectors for these.

I will probably get her some other shit too.

Man, you should throw some vent visors on that bad boy too!