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What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?

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osubuckeyealum;679716; said:
I actually got her a pair of diamond earrings but I'm putting them in a bigger box
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Why would you put those earrings inside her 310-pound friend that leaves wrappers and crumbs all over your kitchen?
 
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Alright, shopping is done. I decided to pass on the bug deflector and actually do some clothes shopping for her. I was really feeling like a cool mother fucker until I casually talked to her last night and realized that every piece of clothing that I got her is the wrong size. Fuck it...I got gift reciepts.
 
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Buckin' A;694598; said:
Alright, shopping is done. I decided to pass on the bug deflector and actually do some clothes shopping for her. I was really feeling like a cool mother fucker until I casually talked to her last night and realized that every piece of clothing that I got her is the wrong size. Fuck it...I got gift reciepts.
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pls tell me that you got stuff too small right?
 
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iambrutus;694611; said:
pls tell me that you got stuff too small right?
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:shake:

My wife weighs 112 lbs...so sometimes she can buy clothes from the juniors dept. I just pick up the clothes and see if it looks like it would fit. I bought some size 7 pants...apparently she wears a size 3...:!
 
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iambrutus;694611; said:
pls tell me that you got stuff too small right?
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Eh, he's fucked either way.

If you buy too large, she says "You think I'm faaaaaaat." :bonk:
If you buy too small, she says "I'm sooo faaaaaaat." :smash:

Lose-lose situation.
 
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I'm getting her:

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Maybe a couple other small things. Or not.
 
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Buckin' A;694613; said:
:shake:

My wife weighs 112 lbs...so sometimes she can buy clothes from the juniors dept. I just pick up the clothes and see if it looks like it would fit. I bought some size 7 pants...apparently she wears a size 3...:!
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:lol:

Similar situation here with the juniors/petites/regular dilemma.

Here's a hint...her current clothes probably have size tags on them. :)
 
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was an interesting blurb by one of Hef's gals on Cavuto Fox .. when she said "don't buy her lingerie".. because guys almost always buy something that is too small or isn't comfortable... so she'll never wear it...
 
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1. Watch: Movado, but not a very high end one.
2. Gift Certificates for classes at the International Wine Guild and a food-wine pairing suggestion chart (she needs to drink a lot of wine to be able to stand me so she might as well be knowledgeable about it :biggrin:)
3. Matching pearl drop earrings and pendant (freshwater, nothing too fancy).
 
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