What’s your name for the wife, girlfriend, etc

[ShowMeBuck]

I am kinda unoriginal and just call mine “the old lady” but a buddy of mine calls his gal “Dream Killer” and it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard when he calls her that. Anyone else have a good one?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

I call mine “the boss” from time to time, even to my real boss at work and other buddies have referred to theirs as “the ole ball and chain”

 

[Jaxbuck]

What I call her to her face or when she isn't around?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

What I call her to her face or when she isn't around?

Both for shits and giggles

 

[Wingate1217]

Cost center

 

[Crump's brother]

To others ,just her first name. When I'm getting her attention I say (in my best Butt-Head voice) "Hey, baby."

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Troth.. as in betrothed.. for almost 39 years

 

[Taosman]

"Hun"! As in "Attila". LOL
Just kidding.

 

[Oh8ch]

I call my gf the nacho bitch.

 

[GulfCoastOSU]

To others I call her "my first wife"

I used to call her ma'am when I was starting to get upset. She asked me to stop doing that.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Both for shits and giggles

"Jessica" in both

It gets me in trouble in both but for different reasons

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

"Jessica" in both

It gets me in trouble in both but for different reasons

Have anything to do with her name being Jennifer?

 

[Jagdaddy]

I probably most often address my wife by either her first name or "hon" (because she generally calls me "hon" or "my hon"), but there are some situational names as well: My personal favorite of those is probably "Little Miss Stormcloud" (she's 5' tall and just under 100 lbs) when she's being unduly pessimistic, worried, or annoyed about something.

 

[bigdog3300]

When she's being nice, "babe"

When she's being a dick, "Karen"....her name isn't Karen, it just pisses her off. She's hispanic though so she doesn't name call back, just hits me violently in the ribs. You win again, Karen.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

When she's being nice, "babe"

When she's being a dick, "Karen"....her name isn't Karen, it just pisses her off. She's hispanic though so she doesn't name call back, just hits me violently in the ribs. You win again, Karen.

Gotcha watch out man.. you’re luck you dont get a chancla.... and depending on the Hispanic country of origins it could be any number of other things