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What’s your name for the wife, girlfriend, etc

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In truth the answer to this question becomes more difficult as one ages.

The other day some friends were over and I was describing a great restaurant my wife and I had recently been to. They asked me what it was called and I had to think for a moment.

I thought and thought and finally asked them "What is the name of that pretty flower with the thorns?"

One of them replied "Rose?"

"That's it!" I said.

Then hollered out to the kitchen: "Hey Rose, what' the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"
 
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Oh8ch said:
In truth the answer to this question becomes more difficult as one ages.

The other day some friends were over and I was describing a great restaurant my wife and I had recently been to. They asked me what it was called and I had to think for a moment.

I thought and thought and finally asked them "What is the name of that pretty flower with the thorns?"

One of them replied "Rose?"

"That's it!" I said.

Then hollered out to the kitchen: "Hey Rose, what' the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"
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similarly....

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
 
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My mother-in-law likes to mansplain things. Like if we drop the kids off at the grandparents house in Columbus on our way to a Buckeye game, she always asks me if I know how to get to campus from their house. I’ve been saying I do for the last twelve years, yet she proceeds to give me directions anyway. Every. Single. Time.

So when my wife mansplains things, which she does often being she’s her mother’s daughter (like those GEICO commercials) I call her by her mothers first name. My wife doesn’t think it’s as funny as I do.
 
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Onebuckfan said:
after hearing her called Mom for 30 years ..I usually just say Mom.
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