U.S. Men's National Soccer (Official Thread)

[Jake]

USMNT has 1,000 goals in 700 matches, all time. That's 1.42 per match.

 

[Bucklion]

Still too many clown show moments in the final 3rd where international level players should either be creating or finishing more chances. The heavy touches, bad shots and crosses, no combinations, etc. Feels like it takes dumb luck to score.

And I get that Bradley is a deep, defensive mid now but my god I can’t stand watching him make 300 back passes all game. This guy used to be one of the better passing and assisting midfielders in the world, now he’s bald Kyle Beckerman.

Hey watch it, Kyle didn’t randomly head balls out for corners as much

 

[Bucklion]

Well looks like 3 points against Guyana...yay?

 

[OHSportsFan]

Lmao Gyasi Zardes with some wild goals/almost goals tonight

3-0

 

[Bucklion]

USMNT has 1,000 goals in 700 matches, all time. That's 1.42 per match.

That’s a lot of games against the Grenadines

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Zardes plays like his shoes are tied together

Don't need feet to score that one!

 

[Smudger]

Let’s be real, that was the ONLY way Zardes was possibly getting on the scoresheet this night.

 

[Jake]

USMNT has 1,000 goals in 700 matches, all time. That's 1.42 per match.

Make that 1,001 in 700 matches. 3-0, USA.

 

[Bucklion]

I like Columbus guys, I do. But how is Will Trapp playing for this team?

 

[AKAK]

Feels like it takes dumb luck to score.

And I get that Bradley is a deep, defensive mid now....used to be one of the better passing and assisting midfielders.... .

Well, zardes with the dumb lucker and Bradley sneaks up and gets an assist. (Incidentally I don't like all the back passing either but if we go look deep in this thread I'm sure I complained in the past about trying to play him higher than they should.)

 

[Smudger]

Gyasi must be Ghanaian for ‘heavy’ because there’s nothing deft about him.

 

[AKAK]

Boyd...boom. 2-0!

This dude is no joke he was the only one who played worth a shit in the last match

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I like Columbus guys, I do. But how is Will Trapp playing for this team?

Similarly, how is he not playing over Bradley

 

[Smudger]

Is it just me or is this ref in the midst of a current bout of swampass?

 

[OHSportsFan]

This dude is no joke he was the only one who played worth a shit in the last match

Yeah Boyd can play