ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Dan Villari chooses scUM. They have their next Russell Bellomy!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ne...michigan-nli-quarterback-plainedge-1.39634726

DFBIA is so excited he doesn't even have a commitment thread on _goboard.

Those are some nice "L"s waiting to be capitalized.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Looks like Villari recently picked up another offer......KENT STATE! hes been shooting up the boards

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Looks like Villari recently picked up another offer......KENT STATE! hes been shooting up the boards

tsun is lucky they got him. You don't win too many battles against the Kent State bagmen.

 

[MaxBuck]

I would counter that offer with one of these

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I have to admit, I'm troubled that you found these images easy to reference and post.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I wonder if the recruiting pitch goes something like this -

"Come to Michigan... I mean.. you won't hate it."

 

[MaxBuck]

They're claiming (no shit) that if he committed to kentucky, there was no way he was getting into _ichigan...

I hate to break it to them, but a 4-star who can fog the mirror and print his own name with few errors is getting into Michigan.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I hate to break it to them, but a 4-star who can fog the mirror and print his own name with few errors is getting into Michigan.

I don't think you are giving enough credit to just how hard their general studies curriculum is. I mean... from the sounds of it, they can't even take a single course on-line and actually have to be on campus. Do you know how much harder that is? You take Math 101 on line.. super easy. You do it in a classroom?? ... well, you're on your way to a Rhodes Scholarship.

 

[NFBuck]

I wonder if the recruiting pitch goes something like this -

"Come to Michigan... I mean.. you won't hate it."

"Our helmets have wangs."

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

FWIW, I just figured the #1 recruit in the state up north was just a music major. Kentucky's music program is... well... let's say Julliard has some competition.

 

[Honor&Glory]

I wonder if the recruiting pitch goes something like this -

"Come to Michigan... I mean.. you won't hate it."

even that’s a lie.

 

[NFBuck]

It's always great when a commitment profile includes discussion on what positions he could potentially move to down the road. None-the-less, the Ministry of Excuses does their best to try to spritz some cologne on a manure pile.

https://mgoblog.com/content/hello-dan-villari

The Zach Gentry comparison pops up, which is kinda spot-on given his 5.0 forty time (Gentry clocked a 4.9 at the combine), but Gentry's best attribute was being 6'7, this kid ain't that.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Meh, I think they are just thrilled that he was, apparently, able to get into Fordham. I'm telling you, this guy is a future life champion.

 

[MaxBuck]

Meh, I think they are just thrilled that he was, apparently, able to get into Fordham. I'm telling you, this guy is a future life champion.

Not so much. It doesn't speak well for his judgment that, with a chance to get a degree from Fordham, he instead chose Michigan.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Not so much. It doesn't speak well for his judgment that, with a chance to get a degree from Fordham, he instead chose Michigan.

I don't see Fordham planning any trips to Brazil. Just sayin, there's a lot of variables at play in life championships.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They've offered a cassette copy of Dokken's "Back For The Attack", a wallet chain and a red 1987 Fiero.

I just cannot stop laughing

thank you