ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[OregonBuckeye]

The fact that they are looking for the "Next Wilton Speight" is just added to the long list of signs that they are not a elite program.

But I was told Wilton Speight is the next Ben Roethlisberger

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

But I was told Wilton Speight is the next Ben Roethlisberger

He has a thing for underage girls?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I really think that he was embarrassed to be seen in it by people who actually knew what it was.

Are you kidding me? scUM has to be the most popular school in Africa with all of the “We finally won the B1G East!” shirts that get sent over there.

 

[buckeyemania11]

It's always great when a commitment profile includes discussion on what positions he could potentially move to down the road. None-the-less, the Ministry of Excuses does their best to try to spritz some cologne on a manure pile.

https://mgoblog.com/content/hello-dan-villari

The Zach Gentry comparison pops up, which is kinda spot-on given his 5.0 forty time (Gentry clocked a 4.9 at the combine), but Gentry's best attribute was being 6'7, this kid ain't that.

They even mention he could be a “interesting fit at LBer” hahahahaha.......

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Are you kidding me? scUM has to be the most popular school in Africa with all of the “We finally won the B1G East!” shirts that get sent over there.

@Steve19 @RugbyBuck Confirmation needed

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

They even mention he could be a “interesting fit at LBer” hahahahaha.......

Well, I mean... if Jack Miller doesn't work out at QB, maybe he could be a LB or something. Right?
Or CJ Stroud... if he doesn't work out at QB, he could probably be a really good Safety. I'm sure of it.

 

[NFBuck]

I just cannot stop laughing

thank you

That was an 86 mph fastball right over the plate.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Well, I mean... if Jack Miller doesn't work out at QB, maybe he could be a LB or something. Right?
Or CJ Stroud... if he doesn't work out at QB, he could probably be a really good Safety. I'm sure of it.

Braxton Miller played WR so why chouldnt Jack Miller?!?!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Braxton Miller played WR so why chouldnt Jack Miller?!?!

Fair enough. While it took a torn labum for Brax to switch, I figure up there in the whore a torn labia will suffice.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If I haven't mentioned it in a while, let me be clear....

Fuck. Michigan.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I feel maybe I've been misunderstood.... I mean:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Fuck.

Them.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Well, I mean... if Jack Miller doesn't work out at QB, maybe he could be a LB or something. Right?
Or CJ Stroud... if he doesn't work out at QB, he could probably be a really good Safety. I'm sure of it.

And maybe one of our LB or S could take his spot at QB?!

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I don't see Fordham planning any trips to Brazil. Just sayin, there's a lot of variables at play in life championships.

scUM can’t even win Life East, let alone a Life Championship.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

“It feels like a dream come true to be going to (Michigan) because I’ve worked and prayed my entire life for this moment, and I mean, I was about to play QB at fucking Fordham!” he said. “This offense fits my skill set because I ran the same simple bullshit offense and made similar reads in high school to what Harbaugh runs up there in the stink hole..”