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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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OregonBuckeye said:
Do you think he and Brian share the same Harbaugh sex doll or can they each afford their own?
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NFBuck said:
I think they take turns who gets to use the mouth and who gets to use the “Kung-fu grip.”
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Fungo Squiggly said:
I think it’s more likely they take turns sucking off the Harbaugh sex doll.
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I need to change my answer. Given their top-tier cuck status, I think they really just take turns watching their respective imaginary girlfriends sucking off the sex doll.
 
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zincfinger said:
Alright, people, I very clearly remember at the last meeting, we all agreed not to admit this to outsiders. Which one of you assholes let the cat out of the bag, in this conversation that definitely, really happened?
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Pretty hilarious actually. I can believe that he had this conversation. If I had been there, and some douche from Ux was asking me those types of questions, I would be more than happy to troll him and agree that it goes on. Even throw in about some friendly coed coercion to get recruits to attend as a bonus.
 
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Man, Brian, the head dweeb over at the Ministry of Excuses is REALLY, REALLY butthurt...

Brian: Justin Fields hasn't stepped on Ohio State's campus; doing nothing all day every day except football is why Ohio State wins this game; Michigan won't hit parity until they have that kind of dedication. M's DTs don't have the level of focus, OSU's players have learned how to dribble a football.
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NFBuck said:
Man, Brian, the head dweeb over at the Ministry of Excuses is REALLY, REALLY butthurt...
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The DT's don't exist.....it's not that they lack "focus" they literally have no true DTs, just DEs they shift inside to try to play DT. That's 100% on Hairball and his staff for completely ignoring that position in recruiting.....but of course nothing is ever dear leader's fault.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
The DT's don't exist.....it's not that they lack "focus" they literally have no true DTs, just DEs they shift inside to try to play DT. That's 100% on Hairball and his staff for completely ignoring that position in recruiting.....but of course nothing is ever dear leader's fault.
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Depth across their defense is not good this year, and it'll be worse next.
 
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NFBuck said:
Man, Brian, the head dweeb over at the Ministry of Excuses is REALLY, REALLY butthurt...
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The hilarious thing about this is Justin Fields had a 3.9 GPA, 29 ACT score, and scholarship offers from Duke, Northwestern, Virginia, Harvard, and Yale.

I'd lay a bennie that Justin's transcripts out of high school were stronger than Brian's.
 
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