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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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kujirakira said:
For posterity:
"We recruited Justin," Fitzgerald said at his press conference on Monday. "I mean he's a rockstar person. We were blown away with him out of high school. Then all of a sudden, recruiting, you guys gave him too many stars. You know, it would have been great if you kept him where he was when we were recruiting him (laughs).
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So glad he did the right thing and chose Georgia then Ohio State. Fuck Fitz.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Rashan Gary got a motherfucking 9 on the wonderlic (that's close to Vince Young territory).....does that equate more to a Princeton SAT, a Chicago SAT or a Cal Tech SAT? Help me and my poor Ohio State edumacation figure it out.
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I think it after was Vince Young, I forget, but the bar where I worked at the time, a bunch of us took it just to see how hard it really was. One guy got a pretty bad score. We busted his chops, all in good fun, but he got so butt hurt that he clocked out and quit on the spot.
 
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NFBuck said:
Oh, fuck me...at ~16:40, he offers up Jim Harbaugh becoming their John Cooper as a best case scenario to his panelists and the guy says “yes, please; sign me up.”

Does that meet the criteria of “they quit the fucking sport” in UTQTFS? Because, man...they’re HOPING he can finish out his career as their equivalent of the guy that ruined an entire decade for Buckeye fans. Jesus, Mary and Travolta...
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Isn't it glorious?
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
When your team has become a fucking joke, always fall back on the greatness of the foreign trips. You're right. These fools can't truly be broken. They cocoon of smug will always come back to envelop them in delusions of greatness.

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/football's-next-foreign-trip-brazil
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The best part of their stupid spring trip bullshit, is while they're gallivanting all over the ends of the Earth, contracting God knows what communicable diseases, the Buckeyes are at home, working their asses off to beat those scUMbags once again.
 
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Mike80 said:
While the ego of your average scUM football fan is ever-expansive, it's an inch deep and a mile wide and it's brittle. That ego is broken, so to build themselves back up, they have to put someone else down just to prop it up again.

Kinda like the school yard bully who was bigger/stronger/meaner than everyone at 8 years old, tried to do the same when everyone caught up to him at 12, failed, and returned to trying to beat up 8 year olds.
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So that ego is the Missouri River during winter after an especially rainy summer.

Got it.

I have an amazing photo of the Missouri River, taken from the south side of a flight from Las Vegas to Chicago. The flood plain is ridiculous.
 
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Nigel Tufnel said:
Hoke got one win against us in the worst possible situation. If you give him credit for that, you are being overly generous. I simply do not see any measure by which Flintstone coaches better than that dork up there now. But it’s fine, because they both suck.
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Dude - we are debating the fastest sloth, or the tallest midget (sorry, "little person"). One of those guys is the "best".
 
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lvbuckeye said:
All three combined have fewer wins in The Game than Coop, so yeah.
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NFBuck said:
Oh, fuck me...at ~16:40, he offers up Jim Harbaugh becoming their John Cooper as a best case scenario to his panelists and the guy says “yes, please; sign me up.”

Does that meet the criteria of “they quit the fucking sport” in UTQTFS? Because, man...they’re HOPING he can finish out his career as their equivalent of the guy that ruined an entire decade for Buckeye fans. Jesus, Mary and Travolta...
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That video is glorious. I love how the dude immediately says "Sign me up", and then proceeds to give Cooper an extra win.

I think my favorite part is him trying to explain the talent gap though. His very 1960'ish take on lining up their best 22 players against our best 22 players.
 
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