ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[Bucklion]

#betterthanpryor

Richard Pryor?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

He also compares unfavorably to Master Teague:

Zack Charbonnet: 61 carries, 260 yards (4.3 average), 4 TD
Master Teague III: 66 carries, 416 yards (6.3 average), 3 TD

Pftftft...just you wait until Zack rips off 156 yards in his next five carries (only a 31.2 ypc avg) to catch Teague. You'll see...

 

[NFBuck]

This aged well...

 

[lvbuckeye]

How do they not realize that their recruits aren’t really all that good. Their recruiting strength was in numbers, not quality. How do they not know this?

Because they're a bunch of morons.

DFBIA gonna DFBIA.

 

[Ryan36_1]

This aged well...

TBF, Gattis never claimed he was good at either recruiting or development.

 

[NFBuck]

This aged even better...

BTW, Mob Man’s Twitter has been conspicuously silent since they started playing games.

 

[Jaxbuck]

This aged even better...

 

[lvbuckeye]

You would think after witnessing a number of 5-star RBs and WRs matriculate through their program to do pricisely jack and shit for 15 YEARS they might figure it out.

But they haven't. That's why they're the -est. Not just your ole run of the mill dumb fan base, but the dumbest. It's the one superlative they have a legit claim to.

Never forget that TTUN is the program that is SO BAD that they took the greatest QB of all time and made him into a 6th round draft pick.

 

[lvbuckeye]

Their wideouts are quite good (at least their outside guys and DPJ can certainly moonlight inside) . That doesn't matter if you never develop a QB.

Or if your only rb is a true freshman.

Your point stands overall, particularly on defense.

They're talented. I wouldn't go so far as to say that they're good.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

This aged even better...

 

[lvbuckeye]

See, if you were DFBIA you’d say that they have their 3*s playing like their 4/5*s.

That fan base is as stupid as Cubs fans. Worse really. Fucking Cubs fans at least have a cool place to go party when they suck. The tsun fucks just continue to show up for no apparent fucking reason.

Fucking brilliant.

Cubs fans in 2016 were absolutely insufferable. I watched them get in a bar brawl with themselves in game five. If they go another 108 years before their next WS title, it will be too soon.

Fuck them.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I want the head to head lead, pass them in all time wins, and win %. Then they can take their ball and leather helmet and go home.

There’s already been mentions of this on their boards. They are looking in the mirror knowing that they have a few laps to go in the race and ran out of gas on the start of the back stretch... there’s virtually no hope they can make it around to the pit and even if they do, it’s too damn late to make a difference.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Cubs fans in 2016 were absolutely insufferable. I watched them get in a bar brawl with themselves in game five. If they go another 108 years before their next WS title, it will be too soon.

Fuck them.

With a rusty saw.

 

[NFBuck]

This aged pretty well, too...

 

[brodybuck21]

Cubs fans in 2016 were absolutely insufferable. I watched them get in a bar brawl with themselves in game five. If they go another 108 years before their next WS title, it will be too soon.

Fuck them.

I like the cut of your jib