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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Isn't it a wonderful time to be a Buckeye fan? I lived through that period to which Jax refers. The smug TSUN fans saying that Ohio State really wasn't a rivalry anymore. That they had better rivalries with MSU and ND. I don't want us to ever be that way. I don't want them to quit the sport. I want them to walk into The Game every year thinking that they have a chance, only to have a Woody Hayes soul cleansing of note. I want Ohio State to surpass them academically as well. I want them to recognize their "betters" are in Columbus.
 
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Looks like the Ministry of Excuses is out of, or tired of making excuses...a rundown of their latest podcast:

.If you can't get Jim Harbaugh to work at Michigan what is going to work at Michigan? Ace has an Arby's hat on. Harbaugh's worst team ever relative to expectations. Miss organized Harbaugh. It's incredible that every gamble didn't work out. Michigan since the Indiana game last year has been 14 points under the spread in every game. Why does Michigan not have defensive tackles? It goes back to recruiting two years ago when they're airballing on everybody. Gattis: looks like Michigan took a swing and it was a bad bet. We're stuck with Harbaugh until he's done. He'll have some decent teams and face. How did Harbaugh's track record with quarterbacks evaporate?
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.Jon Runyan got 20% as many carries as Charbonnet—we want you to pass but not give up on your running game entirely. And surprise: as soon as you start chucking it to your great receivers the ball starts moving. It seems like Gattis was a shot they had to take and they missed. Ronnie Bell's review was a catch—Mike Peirera said if they called it the other way he would have reversed it to a catch. Mason's fumble: he took two shots directly to the ball. Hooray: Michigan just has the shittiest luck in college football except maybe Northwestern.
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. Hot takes of the week reveals Brian is at fault for Michigan football, USA Soccer, Ann Arbor politics, and everything else wrong with this world. The DTs can't hack it, but your chicken salad is treating Jordan Glasgow as a DT? Old Don Brown thing getting exposed again: show man, get man, they run a man beater on 4th down. Basically everything has gone to hell and I'm at peace with it.
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INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS
 
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Nigel Tufnel said:
Most of us lived through the 90s and died a bit each year. Anyone who didn’t live it either because not a fan or wasn’t alive probably can not comprehend how that felt. ALL fanbases are arrogant and those of quality programs are even more arrogant, but TTUN’s arrogance is different. Many of those people truly think they are better human beings. So when the 90s happened, it was the “perfect” mixture for the Wal Mart Wolverines and the actual graduates - perfect in that they became beyond intolerable.
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I graduated high school in 1995 and was surrounded by dickhead ND and TTUN fans. College was worse when it comes to TTUN. They talked massive shit the entire decade. Now they are quiet and want to pretend it doesn't affect them anymore. That it isn't really a rivalry. FUCK THEM! At no time in the '90s did I ever give up. I was born in Ohio and made sure both of my kids were born in Ohio so they would have special powers and would understand that those cucks are a bunch of arrogant, little dick having queefs. I worried that my kids wouldn't understand until one of their cousins turned into a fucking fan of TTUN. He has no connection to the state, school, or the team but that little fucker is as arrogant as any fan we encountered in the '90s. FUCK 'EM! UTQTFS!!!
 
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It's incredible that every gamble didn't work out.
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Is it?
How did Harbaugh's track record with quarterbacks evaporate?
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You mean that long list of QB successes like Andrew Luck and........
And surprise: as soon as you start chucking it to your great receivers the ball starts moving.
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Does it? I didn't get to watch the game from start to finish, but the "success" that I saw through the air was weakly floated wobbly ducks off the back foot of Patterson that were so underthrown that the DB either had to interfere or the WR got lucky and pulled it in. That's not an actual successful passing attack...that's looking at a piece of paper that has a play call column and a "where did the ball end up" column and acting like these are precision throws.
Hooray: Michigan just has the shittiest luck in college football except maybe Northwestern.
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This is so on brand it's hilarious. You're running the ball with a DLineman and being surprised when he fumbles and chalking that up to luck?

dumbfucks
 
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My favorite part of the week was walking through the lobby of our hotel in Madison and hearing one of these roaches tell his buddy “Looks like we’re holding another L here!” after gazing upon my Beat TTUN and my wife’s Beat XichAGAIN shirts.

That night, we sat with a room full of Whisky fans at the bar while a few of the survivors from the cesspool up north were ribbed nonstop.

The high is still unbelievable.

Oh, and to top it off, one of these assholes is from East Lansing and went to MSU. That paid off in soul-crushing fashion.
 
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I have no idea if this is true but if so LOL

There was a recruit in that (Wisconsin) locker room - the nephew of a friend - that said that before the game Paul Chryst said, 'This is going to be the weakest (DL) front you play the rest of the year, if you guys don't man up and manhandle these guys then you're a disappointment'.

Source: https://thewolverinepodcast.podbean.com/
 
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Zurp said:
Let them quit while they can still claim more victories than we can in The Game? Nope.
I don't care if they have to get an intramural flag football team, The Game will continue to be played until we can get that edge in the all-time series.
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