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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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A recap of Michigan's 2018-19 seasons:
  • Football team blown out in historic fashion by Ohio State, 62-39
  • Four players quit on team, then blown out again by Florida, 41-15
  • Ten football players transfer out of program to other P5 schools
  • Basketball team loses to Michigan State three times in one year
  • Then gets blown out in the NCAA tournament by Texas Tech, 63-44
  • Basketball coach bails for the worst job in the NBA
  • Baseball team chokes away title to Vanderbilt
  • Men's rowing was pretty good
 
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Now I fucking hate M*ch*gan rowing.


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Four players quit on team, then blown out again by Florida, 41-15
Obviously 62-39 is the best part of your list....but that Florida game was a fucking masterpiece. One of their overrated schmucks that actually decided to play in the bowl game breaks off a loooooooong TD run less than 2 minutes into the game and all kinds of shit talk was going on. The TD gets called back because he stepped out of bounds about 40 yards from the end zone. They don't even get the first down on the play..................or the one after that.............or the 4th and inches after that, even with manball and a fullback and HARBAUGH and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIT. And they go on to get their fucking doors blown off by a pretty mediocre Florida team. :lol: :lol:
 
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So of course I had to go watch the condensed version of that game. It's the 4th quarter and they're down by 3 scores. Is the elite passing QB known as Shea Patterson dropping dimes all over the field? Of course not. He's throwing screens and 3 yard slants and comebacks against soft coverage.

Oh but I forgot about Gattis and his Mob Move. Fucking clowns.
 
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So of course I had to go watch the condensed version of that game. It's the 4th quarter and they're down by 3 scores. Is the elite passing QB known as Shea Patterson dropping dimes all over the field? Of course not. He's throwing screens and 3 yard slants and comebacks against soft coverage.

Oh but I forgot about Gattis and his Mob Move. Fucking clowns.

As soon as he announced his transfer, and started to dig into film and statistics, it was pretty clear this guy was not going to be Mississippi Jesus as they crowned him to be.

Reminds me of when they tried pretending losing Terrelle Pryor wasn’t going to be that detrimental. In fact, the QB they decided to recruit instead of Pryor (because he’s better in every facet, obviously) was touted as being a much better player, would win a Heisman before Pryor. Who was the QB they were trying so desperately to hype up? I always forget his name (shame on me, right).
 
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As soon as he announced his transfer, and started to dig into film and statistics, it was pretty clear this guy was not going to be Mississippi Jesus as they crowned him to be.

Reminds me of when they tried pretending losing Terrelle Pryor wasn’t going to be that detrimental. In fact, the QB they decided to recruit instead of Pryor (because he’s better in every facet, obviously) was touted as being a much better player, would win a Heisman before Pryor. Who was the QB they were trying so desperately to hype up? I always forget his name (shame on me, right).


There were several “better than Pryor” QBs while they were going nuts for Rich Rod.

Tate Forcier, of the on line marketing guru family, was the most hyped I do believe.
 
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Reminds me of when they tried pretending losing Terrelle Pryor wasn’t going to be that detrimental. In fact, the QB they decided to recruit instead of Pryor (because he’s better in every facet, obviously) was touted as being a much better player, would win a Heisman before Pryor. Who was the QB they were trying so desperately to hype up? I always forget his name (shame on me, right).
I looked at scUM's 2008 class (same class as Pryor) and they didn't take a QB that class.
 
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I looked at scUM's 2008 class (same class as Pryor) and they didn't take a QB that class.
They took Justin Feagin, a 2* kid from FL who I believe was listed as an "athlete." They spent the spring and summer convincing themselves this unranked, 2* kid (best offers: Rutgers, Miami [as a db], Southern Miss and Syracuse) would end up better than Pryor, because Rich Rod.

I believe he was later kicked off the team for slinging yayo in the dorms, or lighting them on fire, or something.

His career stats:

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They took Justin Feagin, a 2* kid from FL who I believe was listed as an "athlete." They spent the spring and summer convincing themselves this unranked, 2* kid (best offers: Rutgers, Miami [as a db], Southern Miss and Syracuse) would end up better than Pryor, because Rich Rod.

I believe he was later kicked off the team for slinging yayo in the dorms, or lighting them on fire, or something.

His career stats:

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Washtenaw Circuit Court Judge Archie Brown sentenced the former Michigan player to two years of probation after Feagin, 21, pled guilty to the charge of delivering less than 50 grams of cocaine.

https://www.michigandaily.com/content/feagin-sentenced-given-probation
 
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Shavodrick Beaver, if I recall.
Who could forget Shav'd Beaver?

Beaver (allegedly) had a 1.7 GPA in high school, but somehow managed to get offered by The Harvard of the West. (To Beaver's credit, at least he had a high school degree, which cannot be said for every RichRod recruit). When RichRod tried to get Beaver admitted, the Kinesiology Department (who actually believe that they're a real academic discipline) told RichRod that they were no longer going to be the dumping ground for his illiterate football players (or words to that effect) and they refused to admit Beaver.

Anyway, the QB who was really going turn the tide in scUM's favor was Devin "Old 98" Gardner (class of 2010). That didn't work out so well for them....

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