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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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SEAL training? Those clowns can't fucking go 60 minutes in a football game and this joker thinks they can do some SEAL training?

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...before going on to Pearl Harbor.. he said... Does he know Pearl Harbor isn't in California? Or, does he think San Diego is in Hawaii?
 
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pnuts34 said:
Problem is, with football at least, due to the pre-season polls constantly having scUM rated higher than where they actually are talent wise, they never seem down. When Phil Steele picks them to win the B1G and get in the CFP, then you know some of these publications are just throwing them a bone to appease the DFBIA
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Definitely. I think I like it more when they have high expectations and fail spectacularly at meeting them; the fan base experiences a heightened sense of failure. I want them to feel this sense of failure annually. If they get used to being average then there’s no misery.
 
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Still trying to wrap my head around this subtle distinction regarding extra benefits not available to the student body at large.

1. Player walks into a tattoo parlor and says "I'll sign this picture if you give me a free tattoo."

Five game suspension - no bowl game.

2. Entire football team walks into a tattoo parlor in Paris and says there is a donor in the parking lot who will pay for all of their tattoos.

No problem.
 
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Oh8ch said:
2. Entire football team walks into a tattoo parlor in Paris and says there is a donor in the parking lot who will pay for all of their tattoos.

No problem.
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Not quite. The donor flies them to Paris, gives them free 4-5 star accommodations, wines and dines them, and gives them tours of Paris and the French countryside. A vacation that 95 percent of the US population could never afford. Then gives them free tattoos.
 
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Oh8ch said:
Still trying to wrap my head around this subtle distinction regarding extra benefits not available to the student body at large.

1. Player walks into a tattoo parlor and says "I'll sign this picture if you give me a free tattoo."

Five game suspension - no bowl game.

2. Entire football team walks into a tattoo parlor in Paris and says there is a donor in the parking lot who will pay for all of their tattoos.

No problem.
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colobuck79 said:
Not quite. The donor flies them to Paris, gives them free 4-5 star accommodations, wines and dines them, and gives them tours of Paris and the French countryside. A vacation that 95 percent of the US population could never afford. Then gives them free tattoos.
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I have a picture of a guy's tattoo that I assume everyone of those fuckers from TTUN would get. However, it is not safe for work, church, or normal people so I chose not to post to avoid BP jail.
 
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I believe this happened during the Cooper era, but there was a time when OSU was forced by the NCAA to divide their Media Guide/Year Book into two parts. The gist of the argument was that the book was becoming so big and professional that it provided a competitive advantage over smaller programs who didn't have the means to do the same.
 
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Oh8ch said:
I believe this happened during the Cooper era, but there was a time when OSU was forced by the NCAA to divide their Media Guide/Year Book into two parts. The gist of the argument was that the book was becoming so big and professional that it provided a competitive advantage over smaller programs who didn't have the means to do the same.
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They should have shown them the big full color, glossy picture of Cooper and said "there, that keeps it even with everyone else"
 
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