ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2015 official thread)

[ScriptOhio]

There goes another one....

Michigan RB Justice Hayes heading to Southern Miss

Former Michigan running back Justice Hayes is heading south. Hayes took to Twitter Tuesday to confirm his decision to transfer to Southern Mississippi for this upcoming season. As a graduate transfer, Hayes will be eligible to play right away for the Conference USA program in need of all the help it can get.

Hayes was fifth on the Michigan roster in rushing last season with 213 yards on 48 rushing attempts. The Michigan backfield is a crowded bunch heading into the 2015 season, but Hayes may have a chance to have a bit more of an impact at Southern Miss. The Eagles return their top two rushers from 2014 with Ito Smith (536 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns) and George Paynes (271 yards, 6 touchdowns), but Hayes and his veteran presence could be a benefit on and off the field.

Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...an-rb-justice-hayes-heading-to-southern-miss/

 

[Jaxbuck]

Transferring with a ferocity unknown to mankind.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Rudock transferring in for kineseology
Somebody transfers in to Auburn
Somebody falls into a lake and gets wet

these are all equally surprising.

 

[ulukinatme]

Michigan Purge 2015

Shades of Texas 2014!

 

[pnuts34]

http://www.offtackleempire.com/2015/5/29/8683939/michigan-hate-a-steaming-pile-of-harbaugh

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

http://www.offtackleempire.com/2015/5/29/8683939/michigan-hate-a-steaming-pile-of-harbaugh

So we're stuck with the breathless BTN announcers fawning over the "storied Michigan program" while the $59 production budget brings us a live feed of the best day at Rutgers since the invention of the tanning bed and the Plan B pill.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I thought that was written by Jax until the very last line about having to treat them with kids gloves. Jax would never do that.

 

[Jaxbuck]

That top 10 list is a thing of beauty but throughout the piece he makes several references to toning down his hatred based on how badly they suck.

The force is strong with this one but he's not a Jedi yet.

 

[pnuts34]

http://collegespun.com/big-ten/mich...egotiations-for-new-apparel-deal-project-swag

 

[Jaxbuck]

http://collegespun.com/big-ten/mich...egotiations-for-new-apparel-deal-project-swag

 

[Dryden]

 

[NFBuck]

Buncha fuckin' amatuers, dude.

 

[Buckeye86]

I like how they're trying to brag about how he has coached with many head coaches and has offensive coordinator experience. Oh, so you mean your ass has been fired a bunch and you've failed as an OC so now you're coaching WRs again? Extremely impressive...

 

[Saw31]

Dude coached for the Jacksonville Jaguars! Well shit!


<trying to think of one single Jaguars player's name>


Does Mark Brunell still play for them? Hmmmm...

 

[kujirakira]

1 National Champion vs. New-job-every-year

Getting fired from Minnesota? Ouch.