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If anyone wanted to behave like a man in that situation (Howard, Gard or Krabby), the timeout/fouls are a silly talking point on twitter. Instead, they went full baseball with the unwritten rules and Howard's likely on his last legs of coaching.
So what was Howard's though process?
So I would like to start out by saying unwritten rules are fucking stupid. That's point number 1 through 20 of this presentation. However....if we're going to acknowledge that unwritten rules are fucking stupid, we have to first acknowledge that they exist. And if they exist, there needs to be a structure. Let's look at the sport with the most and also dumbest unwritten rules....baseball:I guess it breaks a stupid unwritten rule
I’d be making 3-4 subs every dead ball too. Draw that shit out like the last 2 minutes of an NBA game.I hope every coach blowing them out empties their pockets of timeouts at the end of games going forward. I know I would.
So basically, the fucker thinks he’s Tony LaRussaSo I would like to start out by saying unwritten rules are fucking stupid. That's point number 1 through 20 of this presentation. However....if we're going to acknowledge that unwritten rules are fucking stupid, we have to first acknowledge that they exist. And if they exist, there needs to be a structure. Let's look at the sport with the most and also dumbest unwritten rules....baseball:
Unwritten rule: Don't steal a base in the top of the 9th while winning by 15 runs.
Why it's a rule: You've already probably won. The other team just wants to get home. Don't be a dick.
So the rule isn't "Don't steal". And it's not even "Don't steal when you're winning by a lot". There are conditions. The game should be close to over. You aren't doing something on defense like throwing over to 1st three out of four throws to check the runner. Similarly....the stupid fucking unwritten rule Juwanna is crying about isn't "Don't call time outs at the end of games". It's "If we're conceding, don't call a time out to stretch it out even longer." There's a condition there. A condition that Juwanna didn't adhere to. So now the stupid fucking unwritten rule is null and void. You don't get to cry about it anymore. You don't even get to bring it up as justification for being upset.
My point is......saying "I guess it breaks a stupid unwritten rule" isn't even accurate. It didn't, because Wah Baby McGillicuddy voided the unwritten rule on his own.
Please let Holtman call a timeout with 30 seconds left and up 20 on these fuckers.
Every coach from here on out facing scUM should call their remaining timeouts in the final minute regardless of if the situation calls for it or not. This goes double for the B1G Tourney. If Wiscy gets matched up with them, Gard should do it again regardless of if JuJu keeps a press on or not.
So I would like to start out by saying unwritten rules are fucking stupid. That's point number 1 through 20 of this presentation. However....if we're going to acknowledge that unwritten rules are fucking stupid, we have to first acknowledge that they exist. And if they exist, there needs to be a structure. Let's look at the sport with the most and also dumbest unwritten rules....baseball:
Unwritten rule: Don't steal a base in the top of the 9th while winning by 15 runs.
Why it's a rule: You've already probably won. The other team just wants to get home. Don't be a dick.
So the rule isn't "Don't steal". And it's not even "Don't steal when you're winning by a lot". There are conditions. The game should be close to over. You aren't doing something on defense like throwing over to 1st three out of four throws to check the runner. Similarly....the stupid fucking unwritten rule Juwanna is crying about isn't "Don't call time outs at the end of games". It's "If we're conceding, don't call a time out to stretch it out even longer." There's a condition there. A condition that Juwanna didn't adhere to. So now the stupid fucking unwritten rule is null and void. You don't get to cry about it anymore. You don't even get to bring it up as justification for being upset.
My point is......saying "I guess it breaks a stupid unwritten rule" isn't even accurate. It didn't, because Wah Baby McGillicuddy voided the unwritten rule on his own.
Let's look at the sport with the most and also dumbest unwritten rules....baseball: