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tOSU Linebackers History (Merged)

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Oh8ch said:
I just saw a copy of Mark May's third grade transcript and his teacher said the same thing about him.
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Actually, I was in his third grade class (I don't like to talk about it.) The teacher was always telling him to get back in the "slow" line. He used to just wander around saying "Linebackers slow" and "Look what they did last year."
 
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ntd said:
One of the clips they used to show Miami's "Florida Speed" LBs actually showed the LB NOT catching up with the RB and NOT getting the tackle, even though Mark May was going on and on about their closing speed...what a joke.

At least the 3 other ESPN people asked thought he was a nut
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Yeah, and he was raving about how the LB barely got ahold of the RB and horsecollar tackled him? The May went on to say how beastly the LB was because he brought him down by one arm? I saw that and was wondering if someone had slipped some bad shit in my food. I actually leaned over to my wife and said, "I'd love to kick his ass." She was all offended until I told her why. :box:
 
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I heard ol' Mark and thought same-old-same-old...southern speed. :roll2:

Hmmm...could Mark May be called a racist? After all, most of our LBs are white, most of Miami's are black, and MM is black. Obviously, I'm NOT being serious, but if the ethnicities were reversed, in today's PC world, someone would be making that claim.

Alas, Mark May is just a moron.
 
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BuckinMichigan said:
Actually, I was in his third grade class (I don't like to talk about it.) The teacher was always telling him to get back in the "slow" line. He used to just wander around saying "Linebackers slow" and "Look what they did last year."
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was trev there with his ohio state game "predictions"


Mark and Trev would argue with God, and they would think they would win too,



oh my god if you want to see the dumbass right now turn on ESPN
 
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ntd said:
One of the clips they used to show Miami's "Florida Speed" LBs actually showed the LB NOT catching up with the RB and NOT getting the tackle, even though Mark May was going on and on about their closing speed...what a joke.
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Yea, he told us all about Miami's speed just prior to the Fiesta Bowl in 03'...

He such an ass fucker.
 
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What I want to know is Mark May a giver or a taker??
Assuming he is a taker, and that is what I think, does Trev use KY when he jack hammers Mark in the ass?
If Trev doesn't use KY then does Mark squeal like a pig, or yelp like a dog when Trev rides him like a horse?
 
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Clarification

I think May said that Miami's backers are faster "side to side" and tOSU's are fast straight ahead or something like that.

What an absolute jackass. One of the dumbest things I have ever heard out of anyone's mouth, regardless of job title (football analyst).

You would think that if they (Espin) put these guys on the national airwaves that they at least would not embarass themselves and their employer.

The sad thing is that a significant portion of the viewership was like, "Oh yeah, that is right, boy, that guy is sharp...honey, grab me a Natural Light outta the fridge."

F***in' Idiot(s)...
 
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yeah have you seen the way booker is making all those sweet cutbacks and the way that the miami lb's can't do a thing about it... why do we even listen to mark may? he's a fucking idiot. oh wait, it's just funny to listen to the bullshit he makes up off the top of his head
 
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