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Once again I could give 2 shits what that idiot has to say along with any sports analyst/commentator. We have the ability to make them look stupid by going out on the field and making it happen. As long as we're winning games, that's all that matters. Better publicity will eventually come, we just need to grind it out
 
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daddyphatsacs said:
Though it's kind of childish, I wouldn't mind making a sign for gameday with the simple phrase...

"Mark May is Gay"

If we could get like 20 people to make that sign, it would be precious.
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Who cares if it looked childish, I really like the idea, and I think everyone needs to know that he is the worst analyst in a long time. The guy has no knowledge for the college football level, but I kind of enjoy watching him say the stupid shit that comes out of his mouth. It's definitely worth a laugh. :rofl:
 
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Golferdow01 said:
How about we just go 12-0 and make him look like a moron that way instead of making signs saying he is gay? If signs are going to be made, how about something a little more clever and less ehhhhh homo?
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Good suggestion, you could make a sign that says "Mark doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola"; which he has demonstrated that he doesn't.

However, if someone calls you on it, you can tell him that you (are much smarter than Mark and) do know the difference:



<CENTER>The Difference Between Shit and Shinola:

Clearly Defined, Once and For All

</CENTER><TABLE cellPadding=5 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle width="50%">[SIZE=+2]SHINOLA[/SIZE]</TD><TD align=middle width="50%">[SIZE=+2]SHIT[/SIZE]</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#cc9966>Shoe polish.</TD><TD bgColor=#996633>Bodily waste.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#996633>No longer manufactured. </TD><TD bgColor=#cc9966>Manufactured by every animal on earth at least once a day. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#cc9966>Comes in a can. </TD><TD bgColor=#996633>Doesn't come in a can but you can put it there. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#996633>Pleasant, fruity odor</TD><TD bgColor=#cc9966>Unpleasant, poop-like odor</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#cc9966>People don't care if you have Shinola on your shoes. Most people admire shiny shoes. </TD><TD bgColor=#996633>People are offended and make funny faces when you have shit on your shoes. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#996633>Contributed to the end of the Cold War</TD><TD bgColor=#cc9966>Helped spread the Black Plague</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#cc9966>Repels aliens.</TD><TD bgColor=#996633>Repels aliens.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right width="50%" bgColor=#996633>If you hold a piece of Shinola in your hand and turn around four times chanting, "I do believe in fairies! I do believe in fairies!" you will be transported to a magical paradise where all the boys look like Weezer and cream cheese has no calories.</TD><TD width="50%" bgColor=#cc9966>If you hold a piece of shit in your hand and turn around four times chanting, "I do believe in fairies! I do believe in fairies!" your hand will get dirty.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD align=right bgColor=#cc9966>Emily Dickinson wrote poems glorifying Shinola.</TD><TD bgColor=#996633>Jonathan Swift wrote poems glorifying shit.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
 
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Wow. Those Miami LBs looked really good missing tackles and just completely missing the flows of each play. I can't say they overpursued because they didn't even underpursue. It's like they just went the wrong way on purpose. When they did go the right way they were sure to whiff on the tackle. Miami sucks.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
Wow. Those Miami LBs looked really good missing tackles and just completely missing the flows of each play. I can't say they overpursued because they didn't even underpursue. It's like they just went the wrong way on purpose. When they did go the right way they were sure to whiff on the tackle. Miami sucks.
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On the other hand, their LB's tackling was better than the performance of their special teams. :tongue2:
 
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Sdgobucks said:
What I want to know is Mark May a giver or a taker??
Assuming he is a taker, and that is what I think, does Trev use KY when he jack hammers Mark in the ass?
If Trev doesn't use KY then does Mark squeal like a pig, or yelp like a dog when Trev rides him like a horse?
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I doubt Mark even notices Trev when that's happening . . .
 
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