Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

[Oh8ch]

Sorry, being a bit too obscure. Flashbacks to an old logic game.

 

[Gatorubet]

Hmmm, are you a Knight or a Knave?

Sorry, being a bit too obscure. Flashbacks to an old logic game.

I'd go with Goofus and Gallant....

What?

 

[Oh8ch]

I'd go with Goofus and Gallant....

Or would you?

 

[BB73]

Per ESPN, Tiger has been voted 'Athlete of the Decade' by the Associated Press.

No word yet on 'Playa of the Decade'.​

 

[scarletandgray1]

Sorry if this was already posted... didn't look through the thread. Too funny!!!!

 

[OSUsushichic]

Sounds like Tiger will be able to screw whomever he wants very soon. Elin's going to leave his ass.

Tiger Woods DIVORCE? Wife Elin Nordegren To Leave, Report Says

 

[BayBuck]

Via a link from cnnsi.com, labeled "Sweden Upset"

Tiger Woods scandal strikes nerve in Sweden - Tours & News - Golf.com

 

[sandgk]

Sounds like Tiger will be able to screw whomever he wants very soon. Elin's going to leave his ass.

Tiger Woods DIVORCE? Wife Elin Nordegren To Leave, Report Says

Trojan and TAG will soon thereafter have multi-million dollar endorsement deals to make up for Accenture dropping him.

 

[buckcfd]

Trojan and TAG will soon thereafter have multi-million dollar endorsement deals to make up for Accenture dropping him.

I was thinking more along the lines of Tiger-themed sex toys. Think of the possibilities...

I will let the rest of you get creative with this...

 

[Jaxbuck]

Not a sex toy but someone needs to be hard at work on a cell phone app that shows a decoy address book and phone log.

I can think of one major celebrity endorsement the day you get the thing working.

 

[sandgk]

Not a sex toy but someone needs to be hard at work on a cell phone app that shows a decoy address book and phone log.

I can think of one major celebrity endorsement the day you get the thing working.

iDontSayMyName

 

[Jaxbuck]

iDontSayMyName

I was going to go with a joke about the bump app but its just too easy.

 

[Bleed S & G]

Sex toy:

3 Wood - or -
Sand Wedge

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sex toy:

3 Wood - or -
Sand Wedge

A golf bag full of them, with head covers, divot tool, the whole 9 yards. I'm picturing porn stars clickity clacking from the car to work with a caddy who has a bag over their shoulder full of all the tools of the trade.

 

[exhawg]

Not a sex toy but someone needs to be hard at work on a cell phone app that shows a decoy address book and phone log.

I can think of one major celebrity endorsement the day you get the thing working.

How about a phone with 2 sim cards?

Actually Google Voice might work if you could create a separate contact list inside the Google App. That way you would have a separate number other than your normal cell. Sounds like someone needs to hijack the Google Voice App. Note to women if you see this icon on your husband/boyfriends phone run: