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Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish those bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW....WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
 
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How can somebody be certain that he's screwed up his life?

When he's getting career and personal advice via SportsCenter from John Frickin' Daly. :lol:
 
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Daily Mail UK - Tiger Liked girl-on-girl, paying $37,000 for escorts .... including:
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Tiger Woods was accused last night of spending tens of thousands of pounds on high-priced escort girls when he was away from home playing in golf tournaments.
The shamed golfer reportedly sometimes bedded two at a time, according to a notorious Hollywood madam who claimed she knew he had paid around ?37,000 for call girls.
Michelle Braun told the New York Post she sent at least four escorts on pay-for-sex dates with the married father-of-two six times in 2006 and 2007.
'He liked girl-on-girl. He had sex with them together,' she said.

The tawdry twist comes as Tiger Woods last night admitted he was a love cheat as he announced he was taking an 'indefinite break' from golf.'
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