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Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

Jaxbuck;1609707; said:
Second rule of Players Club is you don't leave [censored]ing voice mails on some waitresses phone to be used against you at a later date.

I'm starting to think Tigers amazing mental toughness and focus comes from the fact his brain is well rested for golf tournaments as it appears his dick does all the thinking off the course.
Theory of Intelligence;
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'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
 
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Grubbs and Uchitel are not the end of the cheating scandal woes for Tiger, though. RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that several other women are talking to media outlets and all claim to have had sexual relationships with Tiger.

whoa!
 
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OK.

I'm ready to talk.

The reason I hate Tiger so much is because we've had sex on more than one occasion.....and since then he refuses to talk to me. I suspect the reason OH10 is on his nuts so bad is because he's hitting that now.
 
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BuckeyeNation27;1609749; said:
OK.

I'm ready to talk.

The reason I hate Tiger so much is because we've had sex on more than one occasion.....and since then he refuses to talk to me. I suspect the reason OH10 is on his nuts so bad is because he's hitting that now.

I've always been kind of partial to the word, "sack," personally.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;1609593; said:
So, you're telling us that in order to 'rescue' a person in a vehicle who's doors were (presumeably) locked, you'd bash in the window right next to their head?

It's certainly a fish story on many accounts, but the fact that the rear window was bashed in to 'rescue' Tiger isn't that fishy, imo - though it could have been bashed in before the accident occured...which would indeed suggest violence domesticus.

Yes, you are right.
My first impressions from the reports describing the accident, indicated the rear window was broken so the Tigress could rescue her hubby.
I envisioned it as not the rear passenger but the rear end window.
After seeing the pictures of a broken rear passenger window, it makes more sense.
Thanks for your help in cleaning up the fishiness. :biggrin:
 
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MaxBuck;1609783; said:

Is he defending him now to position himself for an exclusive interview later?

Or am I just a skeptic? I believe that Tiger's handlers will be keeping track of which media members are trashing him, and which media members are defending him, and will use that information in the future as they allow and restrict access to Tiger in the future.
 
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