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Tiger Woods (Offical Thread)

BuckeyeTillIDie;1606840; said:
I theorize that his wife tried to beat him with a golf club, maybe even landing a hit, and as he escaped, he runs into the fire hydrant then the tree. Why else would she bust the window out of the back of the SUV to "save him"?*


*Highly theoretical

this.

nothing "highly theoretical" about it. it's logical.
 
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lvbuckeye;1609674; said:
this.

nothing "highly theoretical" about it. it's logical.

Logical, my ass. If I'm married to Tiger Woods and he's unconscious in a wrecked vehicle, I'm setting that fucker on fire.
 
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methomps;1609693; said:
This just went from wow to holy shit.


Second rule of Players Club is you don't leave fucking voice mails on some waitresses phone to be used against you at a later date.

I'm starting to think Tigers amazing mental toughness and focus comes from the fact his brain is well rested for golf tournaments as it appears his dick does all the thinking off the course.
 
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Funny how they all come out of the woodwork now when paydays and camera time will doubtlessly be involved. I don't doubt Tiger has been visiting the rough more than Phil on the 18th hole at a typical U.S. Open, but there's no doubt all these chicks were just waiting for their chance to pounce.
 
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Bucklion;1609708; said:
Funny how they all come out of the woodwork now when paydays and camera time will doubtlessly be involved. I don't doubt Tiger has been visiting the rough more than Phil on the 18th hole at a typical U.S. Open, but there's no doubt all these chicks were just waiting for their chance to pounce.


like clockwork
 
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Bucklion;1609708; said:
there's no doubt all these chicks were just waiting for their chance to pounce.

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