THREAD of NED

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

16 posts to get to Ned Nederlander?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

16 posts to get to Ned Nederlander?

I'm still in awe over the spectacle that we observed last evening.

I am forever in your debt.

 

[Wingate1217]

Ned a hooligan..who knew....

Ned is a term applied to certain people in Scotland, akin to the term chav in England. The stereotypical view of a ned is a white adolescent male (although this term does not exclude females, the female equivalent is generally referred to as a Senga or Nedette)[1], of working class background, who wear brand names (particularly G-Star Raw), gold jewellery (females often wear their name in large gold lettering), and engage in hooliganism, petty criminality, loutish behaviour, fighting, underage drinking and smoking or general anti-social behaviour[2]. They are often assumed to be unemployed.
Neds are associated with gangland violence particularly in poorer urban areas but also countryside areas. They are also associated with Scotland's knife culture where youths will 'chib' (stab) someone to prove themselves to a gang.
F[IMGL][/IMGL]ootball hooliganism and sectarianism also fuels Ned culture. Deep-seated religious hatred between Catholics and Protestants leads to violence between those who support and wear the colours of the 'Protestant' lowland football teams Glasgow Rangers and Edinburgh's Hearts, and those who support the 'Catholic' Glasgow Celtic and Edinburgh's Hibernian. Also the similar clash between Nationalist and Unionist views associated with both teams leads to violence, neds often associate themselves with the troubles in Ireland, claiming to follow the IRA or UVF.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'm still in awe over the spectacle that we observed last evening.

I am forever in your debt.

Massive jugs, indeed. What a shame it was that she wouldn't lift her arms over her head. Fucking massive.

 

[buckiprof]

Ned a hooligan..who knew....

Ned is a term applied to certain people in Scotland, akin to the term chav in England. The stereotypical view of a ned is a white adolescent male (although this term does not exclude females, the female equivalent is generally referred to as a Senga or Nedette)[1], of working class background, who wear brand names (particularly G-Star Raw), gold jewellery (females often wear their name in large gold lettering), and engage in hooliganism, petty criminality, loutish behaviour, fighting, underage drinking and smoking or general anti-social behaviour[2]. They are often assumed to be unemployed.
Neds are associated with gangland violence particularly in poorer urban areas but also countryside areas. They are also associated with Scotland's knife culture where youths will 'chib' (stab) someone to prove themselves to a gang.
Football hooliganism and sectarianism also fuels Ned culture. Deep-seated religious hatred between Catholics and Protestants leads to violence between those who support and wear the colours of the 'Protestant' lowland football teams Glasgow Rangers and Edinburgh's Hearts, and those who support the 'Catholic' Glasgow Celtic and Edinburgh's Hibernian. Also the similar clash between Nationalist and Unionist views associated with both teams leads to violence, neds often associate themselves with the troubles in Ireland, claiming to follow the IRA or UVF.

For everyone's nedification, the above can be simply translated to:

Ned is Scottish slang for working-class, poorly educated, aggressive teenagers.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Massive jugs, indeed. What a shame it was that she wouldn't lift her arms over her head. Fucking massive.

I was talking about the steaming jugs of diarrhea we threw on those lads from Memphis who called us "men of questionable means"

Though, you're quite right, the boobs in question were extraordinary.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Dawn of the Ned

Better Dead than Ned

The Quick and the Ned

Throwing out a few poster ideas.

 

[NUTS4theBUCKS28]

here ya go nedheads....
View attachment fearned.jpg.zip

edit-sorry its a download, i couldnt upload it as a jpeg

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I was talking about the steaming jugs of diarrhea we threw on those lads from Memphis who called us "men of questionable means"

They were from Memphis? I never would have known they were Egyptian. Fuckin' Arabs.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

The Grateful Ned

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

They were from Memphis? I never would have known they were Egyptian. Fuckin' Arabs.

The kilts should have been a dead give away.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Dawn of the Ned

Better Dead than Ned

The Quick and the Ned

Throwing out a few poster ideas.

Ned Men Don't Wear Plaid

 

[BUCKYLE]

"Ned" can be substituted for any word that describes something shitty.

"I always ned stuff up"
"Those nedding refs nedding suck!"

Think of it like the profane version of smurf.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

"Ned" can be substituted for any word that describes something shitty.

"I always ned stuff up"
"Those nedding refs nedding suck!"

Think of it like the profane version of smurf.

Smurf?

Did you cut your beard?

You nedding ned.