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Journey to Ohio: Day 2

Made good time throughout the morning, but had somewhat of a close call after stalling on a set of train tracks. The snow had not gathered so much at that point, but the severe mobility issues caused by this old, ordinary, hazardous blanket swiftly became problematic. A passing deer took pity and rolled me out of the way. Or it could have been a deer - stupid blanket is over my head now.

I found myself near a college campus this morning, rolling along but not so merrily as I would like. The blanket's all bunched up, and I think it ate my left leg.

Bribed underage college students with beer to speed me along, but without a snuggie, it's all downhill from here.

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