The Snuggie

[jlb1705]

[quote='BusNative;136212;4]You mean I could be pooping and warm at the same time?[/quote]

I can already do that with a regular blanket. But what if I want to be warm, poop and shuffle a deck of cards at the same time?

 

[BUCKYLE]

I can already do that with a regular blanket. But what if I want to be warm, poop and shuffle a deck of cards at the same time?

Then you're fucked. You can't possibally expect to do all those things with a regular blanket.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

 

[Thump]

I own one...and if you owned one too you would not make fun..it's most likey the best invention EVER!!!!!!!!

Further cementing your repurtation as the gayest poster in the history of BuckeyePlanet.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Further cementing your repurtation as the gayest poster in the history of BuckeyePlanet.

He had me at Utah.

 

[Gatorubet]

The thing I like most about the commercial is how when the girl at the beginning is just having the worst day of her life when she has to try and get comfy with her plain ol' blanket...

But... then....

ALL SMILES as soon as she can stick her arms out of the fucking thing.

You can hide a midget sex slave in the bottom of one of those things and he won't fall out when you move for the light switch. The snack food crumbs will fall down there too, and not drop out of the sack like a regular blanket.

It's the perfect quid pro quo for keeping a sex slave midget on a tight food budget.

The only reason I know that is I bought one of those ten thousand things the government doesn't want you to know books on TV.

That was number 4,569.

4,570 was how to succeed in the Big-10 with a spread offense.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You can hide a midget sex slave in the bottom of one of those things and he won't fall out when you move for the light switch. The snack food crumbs will fall down there too, and not drop out of the sack like a regular blanket.

It's the perfect quid pro quo for keeping a sex slave midget on a tight food budget.

The only reason I know that is I bought one of those ten thousand things the government doesn't want you to know books on TV.

That was number 4,569.

4,570 was how to succeed in the Big-10 with a spread offense.

Mark Richt swears by his

 

[BUCKYLE]

Further cementing your repurtation as the gayest poster in the history of BuckeyePlanet.

You're not fooling anyone.

But seriously...

You're just going to ignore jeffcat talking about shopping and needing to work out his glutes? I think you're forgetting jeffcat.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I can already do that with a regular blanket. But what if I want to shuffle a deck of warm poop at the same time?

Huh?

 

[Gatorubet]

You can hide a midget sex slave in the bottom of one of those things and he won't fall out when you move for the light switch. The snack food crumbs will fall down there too, and not drop out of the sack like a regular blanket.

It's the perfect quid pro quo for keeping a sex slave midget on a tight food budget.

The only reason I know that is I bought one of those ten thousand things the government doesn't want you to know books on TV.

That was number 4,569.

4,570 was how to succeed in the Big-10 with a spread offense.

Mark Richt swears by his

Hmm. I never knew he had a sex midget.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

This thread needs more LoveSac

 

[ScriptOhio]

I like the "pigs in a blanket" blanket:

Yeah, I know, you'd "pork" her in the blanket.

 

[daddyphatsacs]

No thank you.........I got smart you see. I bought the sweater off of the chick on the right and made up Snuggie knock off's for the whole fam.

 

[Gatorubet]

"More Chins than a San Francisco phone book!"

 

[daddyphatsacs]

"More Chins than a San Francisco phone book!"

More importantly, the lady sitting behind her with the red turtle neck looks a hell of a lot like Kim Jong il.