The Legend of Chuck Norris

[OSUBucks22]

Chuck Norris once played Scrabble with God. The only word Chuck spelled was Roundhouse. God questioned this, simply because of the letters being used over and over again. Chuck simply told God, that playing Scrable alone, is no fun, and that he should be happy the Roundhouse is on the board, and not upside his head.

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[OSUBucks22]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

 

[OSUBucks22]

It took 100,000 Nazi's to occupy Paris... It only takes one Chuck Norris.

When sheep can't sleep, they count Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris can't sleep, he roundhouse kicks the moon and makes it morning.

 

[wadc45]

Chuck Norris once played Scrabble with God. The only word Chuck spelled was Roundhouse. God questioned this, simply because of the letters being used over and over again. Chuck simply told God, that playing Scrable alone, is no fun, and that he should be happy the Roundhouse is on the board, and not upside his head.<SCRIPT language=javascript> if (getCookie("HideSigs") != 1) { document.writeln('Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren\'t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.'); } </SCRIPT>

If you are playing Scrabble and you spell Chuck Norris, you win. Forever.

 

[wadc45]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to OSUBucks22 again.

Chuck Norris never needs to spread some Reputation around before giving it to anyone.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Chuck Norris can lap you in the 400m.

 

[BB73]

Chuck Norris can make you look at his chest.

 

[WyoBuck]

If Chuck Norris speaks his own name, every woman witin a 6 mile radius becomes impregnated. And even some men.

 

[DEBuckeye]

If there is ever an atomic armageddon, the only thing that will survive is cockroaches. And Chuck Norris.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Chuck Norris can make you look at his chest.

No, I can't really do that. I wish I could.

 

[willsonphilips]

chuck "god" norris

chuck norris sneezes lightning

 

[Wingate1217]

The last time Chuck Norris took a "dump" the Himalayas were formed.....

 

[iambrutus]

chuck norris made us all think of this thread before he allowed algore to invent the interwebs, then chuck norris allowed us to post about his awesomeness

 

[Mothra]

Even as being all powerful and knowing, while logging on to BP, Chuck Norris has IAB on user block. Because, deal lord, there is only so much stupidity a man can take.

 

[Bob.Barker]