I have recently learned that some people in the state of Louisiana and elsewhere are pooling together their hard earned money to put together a billboard making fun of the claim that USC's current four-year run constitutes a college football dynasty.
They are even going so far as to try to put the billboard up in the area near the USC campus.
Now, clearly these people have a lot of time on their hands. Clearly, there aren't more pressing issues going on in Louisiana to donate their money to at this time, right?
Well, I have created this site to let everybody know that, as a USC alum, I don't need to go on the internet to beg for funds to put up a frickin' billboard. Since I am such a successful fatcat alumnus, I am going to dig into my very deep and generous pockets, snap my fingers and put up a billboard in Baton Rouge--or wherever need be--proclaiming the greatness and legitimacy of the current Trojan dynasty.
You want to play, you despicable pack of lunatics? Well, bring it on! You are no match for the Trojan family.
Oh, one last thing. For those of you who want to contribute money to this cause, I will be sure to send it on to relief efforts for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. If you are interested, email me at [email protected].
Fight On!
P.S.--The billboard shown above is just an example of some of the things I could put up there. I would be open to any suggestions from you Trojans out there who have any good ideas for how it should look.
