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THE GAME, tOSU at tCun, Sat. 11/25, 12pm ET, FOX

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Jaxbuck said:
Personally, if I get to pick a way it happens, we win by one point set up by the worst call in the history of football officiating.

It will eat them the fuck alive.
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I want to watch the cheating cocksuckers gift wrap the Buckeyes 17 points in the first quarter, the way that Purdue did when they played the cheating cocksuckers. Then I want to watch Sawyer, JTT, Tyliek, Eichenberg, Cody Simon, and the rest of the Silver Bullets tee off on JJ for the final three quarters, and finish the game with 9 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, and 3 interceptions, while sending those cheating cocksuckers back to the Stone Age, and winning 66-0.

Wtf is wrong with you wanting a one point win? That's nearly as stupid as the dumbasses on Fucknuts wanting them to be 11-0 every year "because it's good for the rivalry."

What happened to crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women?
 
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lvbuckeye said:
I want to watch the cheating cocksuckers gift wrap the Buckeyes 17 points in the first quarter, the way that Purdue did when they played the cheating cocksuckers. Then I want to watch Sawyer, JTT, Tyliek, Eichenberg, Cody Simon, and the rest of the Silver Bullets tee off on JJ for the final three quarters, and finish the game with 9 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, and 3 interceptions, while sending those cheating cocksuckers back to the Stone Age, and winning 66-0.

Wtf is wrong with you wanting a one point win? That's nearly as stupid as the dumbasses on Fucknuts wanting them to be 11-0 every year "because it's good for the rivalry."

What happened to crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women?
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A beat down is too easy. You want to hear the lamentation of the women(or all of them, it’s hard to tell the difference) you send them off the BWI deep end of referees and B1G conspiracies.

Think about it. You hear them still bring up that ass beating they took in ‘18? ‘15? No. They still churn about the spot in ‘16 though. It tourtures their bitch asses.

Only thing that’s changed for me is now I wish for more than on field defeat. I want defeat to turn into paranoia, anxiety, real world emotional issues, drinking problems and intestinal diseases.

Fuck *ichigan UTQTFS
 
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I want to watch their entire fanbase freak out like that borderline Down Syndrome chick did, when her friend inadvertently flinched as she looked in that direction. I can't find the gif.

"They have trouble with the snap," is glorious. It will be glorious for ever and ever, amen, But it will NEVER compare with hanging 62 freaking points on their ass. A close victory gives those cheating cocksuckers hope. It gives some delusional kid from Findlay or Toledo the idea that he can go be a hero for those cheating cocksuckers, that he can be the difference between winning and losing.

FUCK THEM. IN THE ASS. WITH AN ENTIRE SAGUARO CACTUS. They won't ever QTFS if they think they have a chance. And a one point win gives them that hope. I want to utterly destroy them. I want their mindset going into The Game to be "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." I want them to KNOW they're fucked before the fucking coin toss.

I NEVER want to give them any hope. EVER. EVER. EVER.

Those cheating cocksuckers STILL think they have a chance to beat Ohio State after JT picked up that First in 2016. I don't give a fuck what they dwell on. They didn't start cheating because JT picked up the first. They started cheating because the Buckeyes dropped 62 points on their head in '18 and 56 points on their head in '19.

I want to UTTERLY DESTROY them. They won't quit the fucking game if they think they're a cunt hair away from victory. The only way UTQTFS exists is if the Buckeyes UTTERLY DESTROY those cheating cocksuckers. Entirely. For all eternity. And the only way that happens is to utterly destroy them. EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR.
 
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DaddyBigBucks said:
An interesting piece of this…

Why are they “falling off a cliff” in stages?
Why wasn’t the cliff steeper?

The answer is something that I call the Doubt Snowball. I don’t know what you call it, but it’s such a common part of the human psychological experience that you already know what I’m talking about, even if you don’t have a name for it.

Part of any contest is about how good each team is; part is about the confidence each team has. Versus MSU, TCUN were much better and were more confident. Versus PSU, they were a little better at some positions, but not all. As for confidence, PSU in general and Allar in particular had their confidence Chewed up and spit out by the Buckeyes just two weeks earlier, and that certainly affected the game. BUT… PSU was still good enough to make some plays here and there against TCUN. Some cracks started to show in the CUNTS’ confidence. Then they went to Maryland, and while the Terps made enough mistakes to give the game away, they also made enough plays that the cracks in the CUNTS’ confidence began to widen.

Fast forward to Saturday, they’ll be playing the first game against superior talent since their crib sheets were effectively confiscated. The Buckeyes will make plays. The doubt that was a pebble vs PSU and gained momentum vs Maryland will start to snowball as it rolls downhill.

The Doubt Snowball has decided battles throughout history.

TCUN is a kid walking into a final exam shortly after having his crib sheet confiscated

Buckeyes by 3 Touchdowns

Seriously


Just so as to ensure that outcome: The Buckeyes have no chance at all this week, there’s no way they win
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Been trying to put this into words all week. If we get the ball first, score a quick TD, then pull that onside kick down the sidelines and they will roll the fuck over. Ballgame.
 
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The cheating will still have some baked in advantages because of data they collected, such as sequential play calling in situational contexts.

The Buckeyes need new signals, to call 2 or 3 plays at once and hurry them out of their comfort zone, and to bring different plays than expected from formations. Take their cheating advantage away and they will quit.

The only thing that I worry about is that they then begin to play really dirty and hurt some key Buckeye players.
 
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