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[Chester Arthur]

Now I know who's got my Big Head Todd collection.. Jesus George.

Try growin some chops my man...Chicks cant keep their hands off a man with a fuzzy face.

What are Dick and Jack up to? I saw them leaving with Cal.

 

[John Tyler]

Hello old boys, glad to be here with you all.

*cough*

I'm going to lay down for awhile, be right back...

You look fine, chap. Let me hold your coat for you, and tell us a little more about your plans.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Gentlemen,

I think we'd do well to remember that when referring to Mr. Tyler "JT" may not be appropriate.... at least on this site.

 

[WH Harrison]

You look fine, chap. Let me hold your coat for you, and tell us a little more about your plans.

Sir, I wish you to understand the true principles of the government. I wish them carried out. I ask nothing more.

*croak*

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Oh MY GOD!

They killed William Henry!

You BASTARDS!

 

[John Tyler]

Sir, I wish you to understand the true principles of the government. I wish them carried out. I ask nothing more.

Of course I will. I have nothing in mind but the Whig party and America's best interests in mind, and...

*croak*

And it's about time! I'm so SICK of "Tyler too", "Tyler too". Now it's Tyler, and ONLY TYLER! Y'all hear me?!

*Chugs a flask of hard cider*

 

[Chester Arthur]

Oh for the love of poop...

How long have you two shitdicks been doing this dance?

Jesus H Christ.....

John. Billy Henry didn't die. He didn't die the last time you two did this shit, and he didn't die the time before that, and before that and before that... He's just FUCKING WITH YOU.

Criminy.

Obtuse.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Harrison's dead and I will tell you why. You see, I've got this theory clled "global warming". It's quite interesting. It makes it the average temperature incrase. As a result, poor Willy didn't think he needed to wear a coat. Oops. Also, the warmer temperatures create a more tropical climate in which precipitation increases. As a result of the lack of coat and the rain, he caught pneumonia and died. You see?

Fucking GOP, always fuckin' the environment and shit, yo.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Can someone please explain the meaning of this?

The former Presidents...09-19-2006 02:26 PMtibor75you got beat, loser


I dare say this Tibor75 fellow is not familiar with the Chicago Daily Tribune.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

All due respect Mr. Dewey, that's considered ding-whining.

Have some more rubbies.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Jesus, Jack, that fucking thing is going to fall off, and then where would you be?

Not banging ol' Pat, that's for sure.

 

[John F Kennedy]

Dick, why do you hate America?

 

[The Man]

However, I am THE MAN.

Sorry I already laid claim to that title. I always thought you were a dick.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Ich bin ein Brookliner.

So, you're not a jelly donut anymore?

 

[George W. Bush]

Um, why wasn't I invited to this little gathering? You are all now in the Axis of Evil.