The former Presidents for usernames.

[Chester Arthur]

Chester Arthur up in this bitch!

Lets get this party started!
Paupers, criminals, and lunatics need not apply.

 

[John F Kennedy]

Nice chops, Chesty. I bet the women just loooove it when you tickle their thighs.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

Can you even eat cheese with your wooden teeth? Freak

Eh, go have another drink ya mook. You still wearing that yellow corset for Hoover?

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

It's getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes (except you, Dick -- you repulse me).

Jack, ya sick fuck, keep your clothes on. Nobody wants your damn crabs.

Go play with Buchanan. He likes boys. "Bachelor" president? Yeah, I'm buying that.

 

[exhawg]

Arrrrrgggg this thread rules.

 

[Ulysses S Grant]

Eh, go have another drink ya mook. You still wearing that yellow corset for Hoover?

It makes me feel pretty. You know what they say about Hoover's hog right?

 

[GeorgeWashington]

You know what they say about Hoover's hog right?

Martha loved it at the swinger party. I had to put her in the gimp suit for a week just to get her to shut the hell up.

 

[Ulysses S Grant]

I wonder where TJ and Sally are?

 

[Chester Arthur]

They're at Polk's annual throw-down. Would have been there myself, but Andy - J is in charge of the booze again. Say what you want, but Old Hickory don't know his whiskey. To say nothing of his ability to handle a buzz.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Wait a minute... James K. Polk? I've never been invited. What gives?

 

[GeorgeWashington]

Wait a minute... James K. Polk? I've never been invited. What gives?

Well, nobody wanted to tell you this, but its that fucking square head of yours...it scares the hell out of the ladies and nobody gets any ass.

 

[exhawg]

Well, nobody wanted to tell you this, but its that fucking square head of yours...it scares the hell out of the ladies and nobody gets any ass.

You know what they say. The personality traits that get you elected president also get you laid.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

I'm with you, Tommy. Damned dirty cheats!

By the by, if Boy George Dubya shows up, let him know I'm waiting for him at the bike racks. I'm gonna whup him!

High five my brothah!

You know I got your back with the Dubya situation.

George, you're saying it's my square head that keeps YOU from getting some ass? Ohhh fuck man.... look in the fucking mirror. Your fucked up shitty wig-do makes Abe's mole look like a beauty mark. And the wood teeth aint helpin.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

George, you're saying it's my square head that keeps YOU from getting some ass? Ohhh fuck man.... look in the fucking mirror. Your fucked up shitty wig-do makes Abe's mole look like a beauty mark. And the wood teeth aint helpin.

However, I am THE MAN, Numero Uno, the original, on the dollar bill, yada, yada, yada...

I could wash my face with a cheese grater and still get more ass than you could ever dream of getting.

Now, wannabe, go get me my coffee and maybe I'll give you a discount on a White House tour, bitch.

 

[tibor75]

The Gipper had to much to drink last night, but Nancy is still not putting out.

I would think you couldn't remember anything from last night..or the night before...or the night before