The former Presidents for usernames.

[John F Kennedy]

Good one, George.

Good one, Dick. Kissinger needs his balls licked -- why don't you go help him with that.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

I thought OSUSushich....err Jackie was a expert at that?

Fuck any starlets today?

 

[John F Kennedy]

Fuck any starlets today?

Awww... is Dick sore? I know mine is. :p

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Awww... is Dick sore? I know mine is. :p

Another Hat-check girl? I told you to be careful with those minimun wage sluts.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

Awww... is Dick sore? I know mine is. :p

Martha just puts lotion on mine when its sore. Jack, you still burning when you pee?

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Martha just puts lotion on mine when its sore. Jack, you still burning when you pee?

Probably that last whistle-stop tour in Loudonville, Ohio

 

[Gerald R. Ford]

Will Gerald Ford be making an appearance soon?

Why Yes I am here, but am I?????? Just took another shot to the head.

 

[Ronald Reagan]

I am here to kick commie ass, um I mean scum ass.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Why Yes I am here, but am I?????? Just took another shot to the head.

I do owe you for pardoning me. But then again, I gave you the Presidency. I mean, what idiot would vote for you? One too many games without a helmet at scUM, if you know what I mean :crazy:

 

[Richard M Nixon]

I am here to kick commie ass, um I mean scum ass.

Could you get your foot up high enough to kick anyone's ass, you old fart?

 

[GeorgeWashington]

I am here to kick commie ass, um I mean scum ass.

Ronald you senile dumbfuck, you misspelled your own name. No wonder Nancy always said no. Stupid shit.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

Ronald you senile dumbfuck, you misspelled your own name. No wonder Nancy always said no. Stupid shit.

 

[Ulysses S Grant]

Anyone know where I can score some pot?

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Hi fellas. Thought you could ditch me again, huh? You all know damn well I'm in this club. Where is Harry anyway?

 

[DiamondBuck]

Hi fellas. Thought you could ditch me again, huh? You all know damn well I'm in this club. Where is Harry anyway?

Sure you're in the club. You and that other guy. What was his name again?