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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Ulysses S. Grant. Spectacularly corrupt, wildly popular, prone to drinking, and known mostly for being good at something else entirely. KENTUCKY
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Damn right. Nothing better than drinking a nice bourbon and chewing on a cheep cigar straight out of a Bobcat humidor. Much better than that fat slut that Clinton used.
 
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Hillary Clinton said:
Some of you might feel like I'm jumping the gun a bit but I'll be a former president in about 10 years. Deal with it, bitches.
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Quite possibly prophetic. That was said in 2006.

Chester Arthur said:
Got some ink today. The people still love the man with the fuzzy cheeks.


COMMENTARY
Paterno?s visit a moment to cherish for OSU fans

Saturday, September 23, 2006

BOB HUNTER


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If you can get close enough to make Joe Paterno appear larger than a bespectacled grain of sand in your viewfinder today, snap a few pictures.
It might seem silly to you now, but you?ll want them later. Twenty or 30 years from now, when you want to show them off, no one will turn down your offer. Fifty or 75 years from now, your grandchildren will either treasure them or offer them for sale on their generation?s eBay.
Or maybe you have a child who?s old enough to remember something more than the cotton candy some drunken reveler gave them from a neighboring tailgate. Make a point of showing them the old guy on the Penn State sideline. Don?t bore them with Paterno?s life story or statistics from his career. (You might be fascinated by the Paterno-Bobby Bowden race to finish as college football?s winningest coach, but your kid?s eyes will glaze over as if you were talking about Chester Arthur?s presidency). Simply saying that old "dude" on the Penn State side is "sweet" might be enough, or you could just say he?s a legend and someday you?ll want to remember seeing him.
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Quite possibly not prophetic. My how things change in just a few years.
 
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ulukinatme said:
Goddamn...I assumed Hillary was at least a looker in her younger years for Bill to fall for her. Dude was clearly smoking too much bud back then.
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So, I assume you think I'm a looker. Thanks. If you drop your pants, I'll umm... reward you
Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Have you taken a good look at Paula Jones?
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I probably shouldn't say anything but... there were his "beer goggle" days. He confided that to me whilst we had a cigar.
 
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