The former Presidents for usernames.

[Tom Berenger]

Ok General. I'm ready to go. No ceiling fans though right? I don't like ceiling fans.




I walked to the sea with Ghandi and we made salt together! That's right! Ooooh, can I get extra salt on my fries General?

Yup. Whatever you want. Let's go.

 

[Martin Sheen]

Yup. Whatever you want. Let's go.

Hey. You still play for the Indians? You know my son played for the Indians too.

 

[Tom Berenger]

 

[Barack Obama]

I'm severely presidential.

I use all your ideas against you! Mwahahahahaha

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

I use all your ideas against you! Mwahahahahaha

For the sake of what's left of my country I sincerely hope you start using someone else's ideas. Egad man, you make Roosevelt look like a hardcore conservative with your interminable meddling and pie in the sky schemes.

 

[MikaBuks44]

I don't have any connections in Meigs. Probably want to check with Dred on that one.

Who wan call fa de dread?

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

On this my 140th birthday I am truly underwhelmed by the praise, respect, and good wishes afforded me by my peers, and interlopers of lesser caliber. May you all die horrible, painful deaths, except for Chet and his bong and, of course, Ms. Lewinsky.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

On this my 140th birthday I am truly underwhelmed by the praise, respect, and good wishes afforded me by my peers, and interlopers of lesser caliber. May you all die horrible, painful deaths, except for Chet and his bong and, of course, Ms. Lewinsky.

One, two, three, four, five, eight, eleventy, ninety, one hundred forty! Happy Birthday!

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

I suggest you all read this book and learn from my awesomeness. I will also have autographed prints of the cover shot available upon request.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Three of the last five posts here have been posted by "Silent Cal"

I call bullshit.

Hey... I wonder if you can get a buzz smoking bullshit...

Be back later...

 

[Chester Arthur]

phuckin censors!

PHUKOPF!

 

[Monica Lewinski]

I'm sure I heard someone say F U C K

I'm ready, willing and able... let's get it done!

 

[Brit Kirwan]

I'm sure I heard someone say F U C K

I'm ready, willing and able... let's get it done!

How you doin'?

 

[James Buchanan]

I suggest you all read this book and learn from my awesomeness. I will also have autographed prints of the cover shot available upon request.

You act like you're the only one with a book, Cal. I've got lots of books:

 

[George W. Bush]

I killed a guy with a trident.