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Samuel Tilden;2112660; said:
Recommended Reading for this Presidents Day:

Book HAUL "Samuel Tilden" New York City Gramercy Park's Legacy Resident - YouTube
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Really Sam? Really? Really? You could put amphetamine freaks to sleep with that shit. Hell I bet Ol' Chet Arthur could even grab some shut eye after snorting the entire last quarter bag I left him after reading 5 pages of anything that involves you. You might be the most boring fuck on earth. You didn't even fight the election result in '76...which puts you behind Al Gore in pussitude, which is really saying something. Hell even your headstone says "I still trust in people". What kind of pussy bitch shit is that? I just saw the news story about that guy in Sweden who hibernated for two months...must have had a copy of your life story. No one in the history of NY has ever been as boring as you Sam, deal with it.
 
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Well, I see the wannabes and never weres are here but so far I'm the only real President to appear on our day. Let me guess, Chet is sleeping off his latest weekend bender, Jefferson is deciding which slave he wants to bang today, and Carter is most likely just doing something stupid.
 
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Aaron Burr;2112663; said:
Really Sam? Really? Really? You could put amphetamine freaks to sleep with that [Mark May]. Hell I bet Ol' Chet Arthur could even grab some shut eye after snorting the entire last quarter bag I left him after reading 5 pages of anything that involves you. You might be the most boring [censored] on earth. You didn't even fight the election result in '76...which puts you behind Al Gore in pussitude, which is really saying something. Hell even your headstone says "I still trust in people". What kind of pussy bitch [Mark May] is that? I just saw the news story about that guy in Sweden who hibernated for two months...must have had a copy of your life story. No one in the history of NY has ever been as boring as you Sam, deal with it.
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I see. Just because I didn't kill anyone or commit treason with a bunch of West Virginia inbreeds after my election was stolen, I'm somehow considered boring. Nevermind I ran with Boss Tweed, political barons, and railroad tycoons who would have turned your shit white.
 
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Aaron Burr;2112663; said:
Really Sam? Really? Really? You could put amphetamine freaks to sleep with that [Mark May]. Hell I bet Ol' Chet Arthur could even grab some shut eye after snorting the entire last quarter bag I left him after reading 5 pages of anything that involves you. You might be the most boring [censored] on earth. You didn't even fight the election result in '76...which puts you behind Al Gore in pussitude, which is really saying something. Hell even your headstone says "I still trust in people". What kind of pussy bitch [Mark May] is that? I just saw the news story about that guy in Sweden who hibernated for two months...must have had a copy of your life story. No one in the history of NY has ever been as boring as you Sam, deal with it.
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Al Gore could have been almost as good a president as I was. I mean, just look at the beard that guy can grow.

Anyway, Happy President's Day to all my colleagues. I only regret I couldn't have done more while I was in office.
 
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Martin Sheen;2112691; said:
Al Gore could have been almost as good a president as I was. I mean, just look at the beard that guy can grow.

Anyway, Happy President's Day to all my colleagues. I only regret I couldn't have done more while I was in office.
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I always loved talkies, especially the foolish actors who lost their ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

*sigh*

To say this Presidents' Day has been the worst disappointment since Gracie's headache Saturday night would be a tremendous understatement.
 
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I decided to take in the treasures of our Nation's Capital this President's Day, and, lo and behold, what should I wander across at the National Portrait Gallery?

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Guess who didn't have a bust in this fine museum? Dred Scott. And Ladybird Johnson. That old wench has no bust at all.
 
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